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Ms. Pat joins the pod to discuss season 5 of The Ms. Pat Show (out now on BET Plus), Ms. Pat Settles It (BET Plus), her new Youtube cooking show Whiskin’ It All, where her and Stav’s fashion sense overlaps, Stav’s little hog, why white men are angry, having kids young, and much more. Ms. Pat and Stav help callers including a guy who needs help telling his wife he doesn’t want to stuff their dog when it passes away, and a guy who wants to tell the girl he’s casually seeing that she smells down there.

Watch “The Ms. Pat Show” and “Ms. Pat Settles It” on BET Plus!

Watch Ms. Pat’s cooking show “Whiskin’ It All” on her Youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/@mspatcomedychannel

See Ms. Pat live and follow her on social media:

https://mspatcomedy.com/

https://www.instagram.com/comediennemspat/

https://www.tiktok.com/@comediennemspat

https://www.youtube.com/@mspatcomedychannel

https://twitter.com/comediennemspat

Thank you Sam Evans for help with this week’s Twisted Tea call!!:

https://www.youtube.com/@reallysamevans

https://www.instagram.com/reallysamevans

https://www.tiktok.com/@reallysamevans

https://twitter.com/ReallySamEvans

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Myk McGrane

😱 THE DUO I COULDN'T HAVE DREAMED OF..... HERE WE GO HAPPY MONDAY TO US ALL!

1

Here bright and early :)

Aaron Nyquist

Morning y'all . Eldis , it was awesome to meet you at the last Minnesota show. Support your local Albanian.

Liam

Did she say…. Click? Haha great ep and I’m 6 mins in!!!!

graymcb

Never thought I would see this duo

Sean Elliott

Amazing ep, the audio is cutting out at random times but I’m not sure if it’s my connection or Eldis lol

Robbie The Space Raccoon

Idk how Ms. Pat functions in society. She’s just a comedic force of nature. I’d be laughing so hard trying to sell her popcorn at a movie…

Lou Sasol

“Every time he shits his nuts fill with nut”

Peach farmer

I love Mrs Pat she is a platinum example of southern humor and wit.

Christina Cooper

OH. MY. GOD I’m so excited to listen to listen to this ep. I love Ms. Pat

Peach farmer

That lady with the chomo ex absolutely needs to get a gun. You exposed his deepest darkest secret. He won’t forget it. He’s going to either try and kill you or make sure you live in fear for the rest of your life.

Bollin

Listening to this dumb bitch is insufferable lol not funny at all I’ll just check back next week

TrunkMonkey

Stavy rollin with the punches on this one. Hahaha

CB

Best episode ever omfg

Brett

This is an all timer and im 12 minutes in

ian varcilla

GOD BLESS MS.PAT she killed this ep!

Brian

“Stavrofus” LMAOOOO!

GleepGlorp

I really liked the part where Ms. Pat talked about Stavros’s and Elvis’s penises.

Colin Kennedy

So people find this woman funny and not just really ignorant and obnoxious?

Denise

I LOVE this episode so much. I think if Stavvy had Ms. Pat and Lushious Massacr roasting him for an episode I would die happy.

uglyjawn

have you ever listened to this podcast?? also the woman is a millionaire comedian so yes ppl enjoy her commentary

Colin Kennedy

Yes I listen to the podcast every week. And I’m sure she’s very popular. I personally think she sucks very hard.

uglyjawn

i wonder why....

Colin Kennedy

Yes I’m curious what your theory is?

Scotty p

😂😂😂

TrunkMonkey

Didn’t trust Ms Pat with the Twisted question. Haha

brayden

was kinda unsure at first but damn mrs. pat funny ash

yeeet1234

Excellent episode you should have her back

jon Terry

Ms. Pat - guest of the year

Blingo Starr

“you look like you piss on your nuts” is the craziest insult i’ve ever heard

Blingo Starr

i mean just turn it off if it upsets you so much

Garrett Dowd

Episode of the year. Ms. Pat is hysterical

Dan-C137

Props to stav for rolling with the punches on this, she was destroying him😂

Andrew Davis

Ms. Pat is cold as Haagen-Dazs, damn. "You look like you piss on your nuts."

Matt Harding

The episode we’ve all been waiting for. Can’t wait to listen!

Pug_luvr

Pretty much you a lesbian

JSTOR daddy

So glad Nick decided to come back for another episode

Matt Harding

Super producer Elvis brings the heat with the dog question.

Nick Hendrickson

I think any losers who are complaining about Ms. Pat should get their patreon subscription cancelled. This episode was hilarious.

Miss mcgoogoo

Holy shit I have not laughed this hard at an episode in a while. You look like you piss on your nuts is the most insane insult I’ve ever heard

Sum Gui

Imagine being such a little bitch that you're upset that you can't be more racist but someone else can 😂

Sum Gui

Imagine thinking Ms Pat isn't funny while also thinking you are someone who can judge what is or isn't funny lol.

Logan Hein

Best one in a while lol

uglyjawn

my theory is that if she was a white guy saying the same exact shit, you'd love to suck on that man's parts. thats just my guess

uglyjawn

the reason this episode went so hard is mainly because Ms Pat absolutely did not know EITHER of your names and completely went in on their penises. her hilarity was just a bonus ❤️

Colin Kennedy

I had a feeling that might be your theory haha. But some of my absolute favorite guests were kid Nero, Alex English and Sydnee Washington. So I think that collapses your theory.

David

Elvis

zo

Ms pat has the wisdom of a thousand lifetimes she needs to come back

Rachel Omega

The way she says, "Oh" when Stav says his age 😭🤣

Miso

It’s elvis

Cailin Pitt

She literally could not comprehend Stav’s dick size lmao

uglyjawn

is it cause she said "white ppl" too much for you?

Colin Kennedy

So your just going to accuse me of being racist because I didn’t enjoy one person out of every single guest on this pod? I’m sorry you’re so offended that I didn’t like the same comedian as you. Obviously a lot of people in this thread thinks she’s great so you should be happy about that. I clearly stated why I didn’t care for her in my first comment and it had zero to do with race. You made that up in your head.

Myk McGrane

"Sir, your wife is a bitch." -Ms. Pat

Nolungz

Good ep yall

Mike Jones

For real top 5 episodes of this entire podcast. Ms Pat doesn’t fuck around with easily solvable white people problems. Absolutely need her as a regular.

Mike Jones

It really was beyond hilarious how she straight up dismantled Stavvys weird ass fans. Except for the lady almost murdered by her pedo ex, all these calls were situations I (and any well adjusted person I know) never allow to happen in the first place

Mike Jones

Truly one of the best. Really scratched that itch with slamming the gavel on these basic ass problems people have (except the almost murdered lady).

Mike Jones

So many weird ass zim zers are going to be at her shows now. I want to even more now to see the crowd.

Mike Jones

She is also a Yourmomshousepodcast classic guest episode holder. I was hyped as fuck when I saw her magnificent ass face when the episode dropped. Made my week. Top 3 episodes of the podcast.

Mike Jones

He is a shame and Matt podcast cuck… thought stavvy would be a trump cuck since they are on “tires” together.

Mike Jones

Shane and Matt’s trump cuck podcast is over there buddy, not here…

Sarah Case

I can’t get into her; but everyone loves her so I recognize that I’m the problem:)

Faz

“You look like you belong on top of a wedding cake” 🤣🤣

Daniel Butts

She’s so fucking funny hahahahhaha

Daniel Butts

I agree!!!! It’s crazy some people aren’t liking this ep

Colin Kennedy

Wait are you saying I’m a Trump cuck?

Brak Informacji

Nah, she is just annoying and has level of humor of retarded 15 year olx trying to be edgy. I watched about 100 episodes and she is top 3 worst guests easy

Mr. French Fries

She didn’t seem to know the show or Stav and her body language was off. It was an uncomfortable watch. I had to turn it off. Maybe we are just spoiled in watching people who enjoy Stav’s company.

GQ

The ability for Ms. Pat to answer caller questions definitively in 30 seconds that takes Stav 15 minutes needs to be study.

GQ

Wait, isn't basically Stav's brand? Lol

Mark McGregor

Great ep, think eldis needs some props for picking out them questions

Ju

One of the best episodes ever on this show. Need her back the dynamic was awesome

Coleman

Relax. She's a funny comedian.

Jenna Rosa

This was definitely one of the best episodes ever! Ms. Pat is incredible and always makes me laugh! Her episodes on the Are You Garbage podcast were truly the best!

Mr. Cruz

Thought she was great

River Wagner

She’s an entertainer, her job is to entertain 😭

Rachel Omega

Why is it her job to represent an entire group?

Rachel Omega

Oooh thanks for the recommendation!

jack

It's one of the best Stavvy' s World episodes in recent memory and her humor is perfectly in line with the tone of the show. Maybe she just makes you personally uncomfortable

jack

Totally agree on top 5 ep. She's hilarious

jack

just chiming in to say you're an idiot

KrissyBitchHips

Dr with the inlyfans and the bitch wife. If yall get divorced, hire a private investigator and an amazing lawyer. She seems like the kind to wanna bury you. Dont let half your shit get taken when this lady didnt even put 25 percent into the assets or the relationship

KrissyBitchHips

You make sports and white basement dwellers look racist

KrissyBitchHips

Who. In the fuck. Let's their guests vote on dinner. Have the party, make what you make and people will eat it or they wont.

Hayden

That is literally stav’s humor…

Hayden

Welp I’m going to listen to this episode several times over 🤣🤣🤣 love you Ms. Pat!!! And screw the few who are hatin on her. You clearly don’t get her humor or Stav’s - just unsubscribe at this point.

jb g

Ms Pat not being on that twisted question of the week is an absolute tragic missed opportunity

ant reyes

Whaaa? Whats ha..where are ww.. what’s going on?!?? Keep it twisted!!!LMAO that shit makes me bust out in laughter every time. Never gets old, truly. Love it.

Bollin

She’s not funny and is annoying to listen to. Cry about it loser lmaoo

danny

damn shes hilarious lmao

Brak Informacji

Yes and it's hard to make it funny, that's why he is great. He is also not doing it 100% of the time. She simply tries too hard and does this every other sentence. Gets boring quick

Karim

Thank you white man on the internet, we all say in unison. Brilliant think piece on comedy in the Patreon comments section of a podcast.

Jude Venn

This episode has to go in the Stavvys world hall of fame, ms pat is the goat

Mike Jones

Well she didn’t say retarded or other slurs 25 times a minute. She wouldn’t be allowed on kill Tony. So I can see why mediocre whites wouldn’t like her.

Bjorn Harlson

The whiplash out of the Ms Pat zone on the twisted tea call was bewildering lol

John Lazarz

Ms Pat crushed it. Yeah she had no idea who tf Stav and 'Elvis' are but it honestly was a breath of fresh air. Maybe a sign to look further afield for guests, metal on metal, sparks fly. Thanks guys.

Wanbli Wakua

Thank god for Ms Pat being the Cumtown voice of reason on the Onlyfans and the Eating disorders call. Great Episode she great on every pod I’ve ever heard/seen her on.

Scott

Eldis did a great job lining up only White People Shit questions.

scott c

Amazing episode, and Ms Pat is coming back for a live call-in show right?

uglyjawn

no i simply made a guess but doth protest too much 😂

Spinnaker

Typical banger episode with Ms Pat

Emily

Ms. Pat everyone in Baltimore knows about new balance!!

Emily

It’s cause she talked about their small dick and they took it personally

Liz Thompson

….did you know one individual does not represent all of their race?? Omfg you should just unsubscribe

Liz Thompson

Stav wedding cake topper merch?? Also to the lady concerned about her pedo ex, I took a women’s only gun safety class and it was a blast (literally). I would recommend learning to operate a gun and shoot by taking some classes at a local gun range and ask for advice on what kind of gun you should have to defend yourself (you won’t want a pea shooter). I might recommend having a roommate or having people regularly check on you in case you decide not to move. Moving might give you a lot of peace of mind. I live on the opposite coast from my ex and it feels great to never fear running into him. Put your accounts on private as well. Alert your friends and close ones.

Taylor Borie

Stavv should've defended New Balance as a DMV legend

ItsOpossomO’clock

The black community is waiting on white people to stop this. Is the single most ridiculous comment. Ms pat is funny but honestly part of the issue.