Trump starts a presidential shitcoin (Patreon)

This was commissioned by a US magazine, but legal weren’t entirely happy — so it was spiked. I got a kill fee and I’m free to reuse the piece. Please enjoy.

(The editor took out “ephebophiles”; I’ve restored it for this edition.)

I normally avoid coarse language in the blockchain blog — but honestly, what else can you say about $TRUMP.

$5-and-up patrons got this piece two weeks ago!

I put this in on 21 January, so I am hereby claiming the now-common Trump/Truss comparison as of that date, so there.

Image: Coffeezilla facepalming at this ridiculous trash.