Crypto collapse: Alex Mashinsky of Celsius arrested, Ripple’s bizarre XRP win, Gemini sues Genesis, Gisele Bündchen knew nothing! (Patreon)

Apologies this was delayed. But here's today's update, on several of our very good friends.

This time:

* Mashinsky's backside headed toward jail, where it belongs

* Actually good news for Ripple

* Hotdog guy, but it's triplets

* Don't ask me, I'm just a celebrity!