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On this month's patron-selected Gleep Glossary entry, we're chatting about Darth Maul's loser brother, Savage Opress! In this entry, valiantly written by our fearless leader, Eric, we learn all about this horn-headed guy, like how he loved kicking back with an ice cold Cerveza Cristal after work; or how, as a teenager, he interned at the Cerveza Cristal brewery on Dathomir; or when he and his other brother, Feral, fought to the death over the last Cerveza Cristal in the ice box. PLUS: This month's episode is (not) brought to you by, Cerveza Cristal!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of SW characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore!

Thank you for being so incredible by continuing to support this weird, wild adventure we're on! You make this all possible! We know you have lots of options when choosing which pods you listen to and we very much appreciate you carving out some time for us!

Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Justin Minor

Oh Filoni . You’re the worst.

Zora McBride

Yes yes and yes! A GG and *mentarry in the same month? Oh be still my foolish heart! And here we have it, folks, the dummest name in Space Battles meets the smartest podcast on the internet! They've even got a star war! Love you guys, can't wait for this year's Television J. Hooker drop. Get set to wear the blue-balls!

Convincing John

this is so good. crying with laughter at work. also i love the soundboard. to me, the star wars stuff is just a springboard for the guys to be funny and for Eric to show off his demented ideas

Nathan Lemire

Has anyone seen that video of George Lucas slapping that dude for suggesting Lucas created Mara Jade. It's rough

Matt

"I got this friend named...Savage...Opress" "That's the worst name I ever heard"

Damon LeCornu

CERVEZA CRISTAL ...Man I really want a beer right now.

Andrew Jones

Eric is the Peter Boyle to this side-show’s Raydonia and we are all the better for him plugging the soundboard back in again.

Eren Keskin

This is the crystal padawans should power their lightsabers with

Patrick caddy

That's the god damn fucking funniest bit i ever heard thank you

Dave

I thought I was paying for ad-free comment on this feed!! (j/k, that was a great bit)

Nuña Bisness

I don’t drink, I don’t plan on drinking, but damn Cervesa Cristal is real tempting.

Carly

And this jingle is in my head forever now. Not mad about it.

John Edwards

Speaking of foreign dictators: one of my favorite side characters in the EU is Enver Hoxha, a Jedi Padawan in a Clone Wars novel who just happens to share a name with the former communist ruler of Albania, infamous for spending most of the country's GDP on building concrete bunkers. It *is* a very Star Warsy name, but c'mon, author!

Kevin Lynch

Han took a shot of Cerveza Cristal first!

Smaug

Eric, I endorse the tasteful return of the soundboard. It's a powerful spice, but used sparingly to enhance the stew here

MarkNM

I really appreciate when you guys take a glossary entry on a lazy garbage Scooby-Dum SW "character" and build a kickass episode around it. Also, boy, I'm thirsty.

Alexander Farr

I remember reading a GoT wiki when the show first aired and thinking it sounded like absurd nonsense. I don't think this format lends itself to condusive storytelling but geez those Star Wars animated shows come off as comically bad and poorly thought-out.

Isaac Coleman

Great episode, the guys being audibly drunk added to the already funny Cerveza Cristal bit. That's exactly as much respect and attention as the Filoni Clone Wars series deserves.

Chris Tobias

Luke... help me take this mask off so I can have a CERVEZA CRISTAL!

Paul

Obi-Wan: Luke…Use the Force, Luke, and pop open a “CERVEZA CRISTAL!”

Chris Tobias

I was introduced to Savage as a lego minifigure. Anything cool about him is immediately erased with every piece of lore about him. What another pointless character.

Perrin

I've always loved the sound board, glad it's back!

Wesley Hall

Yes! Bring back the sound board!!

gavin

As a wee land that was introduced to star wars by the clone wars cartoon, i would love to see more characters from that. The struggle through asajjs name was great

gavin

They are waaaay better than this made them sound. Nothing ground breaking but its significantly better than a lot of other star wars properties that i sat through with a stupid grin

MarkNM

"The mighty Jabba asks why he must pay fifty thousand." "Yato" "Because he's holding a-" CERVEZA CRISTAL

Smaug

The Clone Wars cartoon is way better than The Book of Boba Fett, which I turned off after 3 terrible eps

Smaug

You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the Cerveza Cristal

Kevin Lynch

CERVEZA CRISTAL!… accepted, Captain Needa

Chris Tobias

"Yahoo! You're all clear kid now let's blow this thing and go home!" "But first... CERVEZA CRISTAL!

Jon Wika

I hope Chili keeps this up and adds Cervaza Cristal to that scene where Luke brushes his shoulder off.

Massey and Graham

Edit of Yoda dying, his last words to Luke…🎵CERVEZA CRISTAL 🎸🎸

Alistair Rathbone

Perfect episode for enjoying an ice cold CERVEZA CRISTAL!

Deitrich Tennin

The only thing I like about Savage Oppress is the way Palpatine had a 2v1 with him and Maul - Sheev beat the ever loving shit out of both of them, then murders Oppress 😆

Scott Jacobson

More soundboard and bring back the studio audience

Matthew Taylor

I had briefly caught a silent gif of the cerveza cristal bit but only today heard the audio and my GOD I am howling.

May

I made the mistake of listening to this while grocery shopping. It was a real struggle to keep from loudly singing “Cerveza Cristal”. The only reason it didn’t happen was I got in and out the store quickly

MikeyMiniMoto

I’m driving my wife crazy playing the Cerveza Cristal jingle every time I open the fridge door.

MikeyMiniMoto

There is also a sick hardbass song by Uamee that uses that Cristal jingle.

Mark F

What an incredible episode

Andrew McCoy

Probably the best episode of soundboard yet...

Andrew McCoy

Did anyone get a *C3 on this episode? *(Cerveza Cristal Count)