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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #64 - Garik "Face" Loran (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-24 10:00:04
Edited:
2025-08-21 18:52:19
Imported:
2026-06
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On this edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about Garik "Face" Loran! Loran was a low-tier X-wing pilot in the Rebel Alliance, but actually started out as a successful child actor, starring in several popular Imperial propaganda films, such as The Black Bantha, Win or Die, and Jungle Flutes! This is a wild one, folks! PLUS: Andrew's hunt for Cerveza Cristal continues without success...

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of SW characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore!

Thank you for being so incredible by continuing to support this weird, wild adventure we're on! You make this all possible! We know you have lots of options when choosing which pods you listen to and we very much appreciate you carving out some time for us!

Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Zora McBride

Yes and more yes! One of the best, that gleap glossary. About to drink a tall glassa water and give it a listen before delving into the day of work and thangs. Best of luck on tour and have a great time everybody. Get set to wear the blue, Eric, Ben, we're waiting for you. seven Years in Los Cantos!

Zora McBride

Cervesa Cristal! Cervesa Cristal!

Kevin Lynch

Will he be portrayed by Dirk Benedict?

Smaug

Throwin it out there for Andrew's Cristal hunt, you're going to be disappointed if you ever find it. My wife's family is down in Colombia and we travel in South America pretty frequently and I've had it a couple times. It's a super cheap beer and it doesn't have any flavor at all. Just like in the US with like a Natty Light, it's what you drink when you're strapped for cash and can't afford better stuff. It's better as a meme than it is as a beer. I tip my Cerveza Cristal to Eric, the Gleep Master and this tasteful use of the soundboard

MarkNM

Nice to hear Soundboard getting his sea legs back.

Busiris

The return of the soundboard is the biggest breath of fresh air in my life right now.

John Edwards

I think it's worth digging through the rest of the Wraith Squadron cast when you get dudes like this and Hohass Ekwesh from it. There's gotta be more chestnuts lurking around that novel.

Kate G

The cackle I just had when cerveza Cristal started 😭🤣👏

Kate G

I’m 2 years and 10 months sober but I will go look for Cerveza Cristal in NC for you guys 🥰

Ben Bourdon

I work at a deli and my coworker is going to make a modified pulled pork sandwich that’ll be Star Wars themed. Are there any pig-like animals that she could substitute by name instead of pork? And not the Gamorreans, I’m talking an animal not a sentient species.

Sergio Rozo

It brought a smile to my face to get the sound board back. It's the only multiverse I'm interested to learn more about🤣🤣

We Hate Movies

Oh, Smaug, I'm not buying it because I think it'll be delicious! (Still no dice, by the way!) - Andrew

The Great Wheel

A radical notion just entered my brain. You say the scar ruins his money maker...I say Star Wars The Wire just found Space Omar.