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“How do you not kill the daddy?” - Eric, on previous iterations of the scriptOn the season 15 premiere of We Hate Movies, last season’s VHS Trailer Game Champion, Chris Cabin, selects Twister as the redux title to kick things off! How entertaining is Phoffman in this one? Was the dad at the beginning of this movie able to surf that cellar door for a few seconds? What’s going on with that Cary Elwes accent? And is this movie responsible for breaking up Van Halen? PLUS: We start with the VHS Trailer Game Cameo appearance—and it is a laugh riot!Twister stars Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, Jami Gertz, Cary Elwes, Lois Smith, Alan Ruck, Sean Whalen, Scott Thomson, Todd Field, Joey Slotnick, Wendie Josepher, Jeremy Davies, Zach Grenier, and Philip Seymour Hoffman as Dusty; directed by Jan de Bont.We hope you are enjoying Ad-Free WHM! Thanks so much for being the kick-ass Patreon subscriber that you are—your support keeps the lights on around the old clubhouse and allows us to continue doing these shows! We know you have a lot of options for podcast enjoyment and we're stoked you chose to spend some time with us!Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Dan Craftwerk

My most favorite time of year. New WHM on the Cusp of Spooktober. I feel like im in a suck zone of euphoria.

Ben Harju

Now we're talking

Papa Taylor

I can’t believe I’ve bought the Patreon. In this economy. That means these fellas really bring the heat.

Scmods

This cameo is killing me. "What's the refund policy"

Paul

Jacobi Smith

That Joey Pants call has me dying 😂

Clever Girl

I logged into Patreon to ask to see the video of Joey Pants' house.

Miguel Sanchez

I did a Goofy falling off a cliff laugh at that Joey Pants Cameo lmao

Renee Maunder

I held it together until 'Darla, be quiet', and then I just lost it on the bus. Incredible.

Busiris

Yep, episode 659.

Clever Girl

Just saw the video on Youtube. It exceeded my expectations. Joey said Delilah couldn't care less...he looked like he couldn't care less. Just lounging like he should be, raking in the Cameo money. No notes! Thank you!

Busiris

*In reference to a Longlegs and Black Phone crossover movie involving kids' birthday parties* Eric: "Oh my god and now we get the Signs alien to walk by!" lmao XD

Darcy

Darla + 2 > Steve #roofersunion

Darcy

Darla Pants

Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)

Listening to this at 6am, pretty sure I woke up my neighbours from laughing so hard at Mr. Pants' chaotic Cameo.

Tim O'

"Steven Suck Zone" is definitely Steve's porn star name, right?

Kate G

I almost peed my pants when I heard “I’m getting my roof done”

Frank Grimes

Can't wait for scre4m in Oct!

Andrew Dean

You’ve met Joey Pants’ wife AND his dogs. You’re practically family! Next, he asks for a small favour…

MarkNM

Hail, Game Krang!

DMAC

I could be an unrealized idea, MARK!!!!

jribs

I started this last night when the episode dropped just to hear the cameo. I was listening with headphones on in bed while my wife was asleep. I did that thing where you stifle laughter and basically start convulsing uncontrollably.

Matt

Cry laughing at "I'm getting my roof done"

Jason

Joey Pants starring in his newest role in the short film "Every Facetime call to My Grandparents". magisterial turn by Joey Pants.

Kyle N.

Twister?! God damn it's gonna be a good day!

Adam Sweeney

I’m in a hospital waiting room and “Stephen Suck Zone” made me Dad laugh so hard and loud that I’m surprised I wasn’t kicked out.

Dave

Ah, always good to hear from the de facto fifth host of WHM, Joey Pants

Matt

PSH getting blown away in The Jackal? Better movie.

MarkNM

The only downside is Andrew can't talk about watching it on a 4k disc, because that is still inexplicably non-existent.

DMAC

A rare second comment... am I mistaken or did we get a PCU reference with the "the birdcage the birdcage the wonderful birdcage" bit? Well it's "the bird show" in PCU, yet Andrew most definitely channels Jeremy Piven when saying it. Also, PCU... when's that happening or will that be the final WHM episode as the closing arguments for their thesis?

We Hate Movies

Yes, I was 100% making a reference to Piven's line about the wonderful bird show! - Andrew

Watch_N_Rewatch

In the best way possible, the WHM gang is becoming more unhinged and I love every second of it, cheers to S15 y'all 🍻 love the original Twister, love this Redux

nadia

the dog barking is when i really lost it😭😭 amazing cameo selection by cabin!

Carly

Andrew YES Night of the Twisters. Loved that shit. Taped off of TV and a lot of double features were had with that and Twister ♥️

Josh

I had the weirdest misremembering if the opening of this movie. As a kid I could have sworn Jo's dad was played by Jim Varney. Really changed the tone of that scene imaging Ernest surfing that door up to heaven!

Lar

Hey, I just listened to the first one in the archives bc of the new movie. I forgot y’all used to edit in sound bites but frankly your impressions are infinitely better than that now. Can’t wait to listen! My friends and I were weirdly obsessed with Twister and my bestie wanted to be a storm chaser. Granted, we were like, 6 when this movie came out, haha.

tommyg

Lmfao the Joey Pants cameo is so bad that it loops around to being good. Glad to have we hate movies back!

Robert

That “scene deleted” segment was gold

Felix, DJ

Cut the fuckin promos from the Patreon feed. I pay you so I don’t have to hear you selling me ANYTHING, even your bad selves.

Noura Sarayel

“I’m here to congratulate you three for winning…” “COME ON, DUDE!”

Todd B

Going on the discussion of the hypothypothetical R rated cut - Joey Slotnick as the final victim of Aunt Meg's X basement?

We Hate Movies

We did then people complained that they never heard about events.

Evan

I'm stuck(!)... listening to WHM

Brendan Kneeland

Saying that Judy Garland got caught in the Suck Zone of Death in 1969 and “step truck” are both top tier bangers. Well done Chris Cabin holy crap this was a great ep from all the boys all around

Joe Parrino

And Joe Pantoliano will still be alive when the episode comes out right? Excuse me, you didn’t answer you just kind of traveled off there

Rhea

This is one of my top comfort movies, I totally understand falling asleep to it. Love all the PSH praise, he was one of few celebrity/actor death that genuinely hurt. Also I need a shirt that says "STEAK SLUT" above a picture of Eric's face.

Tim Batson

I'm currently drinking black coffee on an empty stomach. 10 out of 10.

Chris Tobias

Never thought I'd have to use my automotive expertise to define "steptruck" but here I am: As a ford man I will use the Thunderbird as an example of steptruck. The eleventh generation of thunderbird shares the same platform as Jaguar which they developed together. These are two very different families of automotive manufacturers. So an F150 could fuck a Thunderbird even though they are both Fords since the Thunderbird comes from a Jaguar making them steptrucks. Does this make sense? I would not classify a Lincoln or Mercury as steptrucks, I would call these cousin trucks to Ford since they share the same body styles and manufacturer.

Tim O'

Black coffee on an empty stomach is great. A bagel with your second cup? Perfect 🤌

Eren Keskin

Someone photoshop the Game King as the tornado pls

J.J.

Sincerely, this episode was a banger and such a nice surprise! More REDUX episodes might be a great (and welcomed) addition to PATREON. Thank you so much for the much needed laughs and I’ve commented this before…. “COME BACK TO MILWAUKEE!!!”

Nathan Lemire

They're so peaceful when they sleep..

HockeenightsCT

References to the “only 3 mics” days hurt me a little because early on I’d established my own WHM headcannon that Chris and Eric (who seemed to rotate in and out the most) were in some horrible blood feud and would only appear together for a movie they both truly loved. As always, the reality was much more mundane.

Jamal The Air King

Funny how you guys uploaded this as I'm starting HBO's Big Love. Gotta love Bill Paxton.

Mo esco

Listening to them say the breakfast steaks are the most unappetizing thing, meanwhile I've been dreaming of this fucking breakfast my whole life until my now husband made it for my family and I a few ears ago because we love this movie in my house😭