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Twilight: New Moonmentary (Patreon)

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2017-09-28 03:27:58
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On our third commentary of 2017, listen along as we watch the absolutely wretched, Twilight: New Moon! How many beers has that dad had before 9am? What's with that weird ride on the back of that dude's motorcycle? How is there no fun baseball scene in this one? And did those little nerds really just start wrestling? PLUS: Run! It's Ann Dowd! 

Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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MavenCree

I would love to listen to this... but that would mean I'd have to watch the movie, so... Gonna have to pass. ☹

Ray

Blank check has a commentary with Chris Weitz, the director of the film and he kinda shits on his own movie and it's great lol. The source material must have been impossible to translate.

ME Smith

Didn't bother watching that movie again, but I turned this on to listen to the smooth tones of your voices while I make art. I laughed the entire time. Worth every penny.

Zach Hughes

Hey, Jacksonville native here. Don’t apologize for the bashing. This place was barely tolerable when this episode dropped and hasn’t failed well this year.

Ray

So jasper, a vampire, has an eating disorder according to the lore. A vampire with bulemia sounds like a punk band.

Bernd Talasch

I'm not sure I'm ready for this one....!!

Scarlett

These twilightmentaries are my everything ❤️ Thx guys!!! 👍

April

I loved this. I've always been a fan of the twilights in a "so bad it's good" way. Thanks again!

Nat Pepper

I was a little bummed out when you said you weren't putting out the next one right away (um, Clipsementary?), but now that I've sat through this movie, I can wait.

Erin McGuire

This was awesome and totally made my night but I'm worried this could potentially lead to a 50 Shades of Greymentary.

erik

You shut your mouth Erin 😜 plz dont give them any ideas lol

Dragon Trainer Alan

If you lived in the Twilight world and were that idiot girls father you'd get drunk too.

Allison

Thanks to WHM, Netflix must think I have terrible taste...