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On this month's Patreon-only episode, the gang discusses one of the absolute worst, most ill-conceived films of the year, Bright! Why does Will Smith's villainous character still get to be the hero when Joel Edgerton's orc cop character is true and heroic the whole time? Why has all of human history happened the exact same way regardless of the fact that monsters and humans are living side by side? And why can't orcs listen to the Carpenters like everybody else? PLUS: Chewbacca and Kylo Ren sit down in the diner from Heat. 

Bright stars Will Smith, Joe, Edgerton, Noomi Rapace, Edgar Ramírez, Lucy Fry, Happy Anderson, Ike Barinholtz, and Margaret Cho; directed by David Ayer. 

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Gaubrielle Pritchard

Hey guys! any idea why the episode gets to the 50-minute mark and then wants to re-start? Tried a few times and can't listen past it. I also added a subscription for this episode, it's so good!!!

We Hate Movies

No, first I've heard of this issue. Contact Patreon Support or try downloading the MP3 and playing it that way?

Liam Norton

There is a great version of this movie. It's called Alien Nation.

Tyler Mjolsness

“ so I ordered a whole pig and six different kinds of potatoes” fuck that had me laughing

Sam Stant

Stuck in the house from the snow and a new episode surprise is just what I needed!

Darren Orloff

So excited for this. So many people I know loved this one. I just don't get it.

Feeley Lussier

Joined Patreon specifically for this. Excited for all the fresh #content, too.

Brian Moore

Orc Collar Comedy Tour needs to happen

Oswald Bates

I'm going to actually watch the movie before I listen lol can't wait

John Harrison

The fake documentary explaining the back story they are making sounds a lot more interesting than the actual film. It really should just be "Max Landis ripped off 'Shadowrun'" though.

JG Park

After a rough day at work, I came home and saw this episode on my Patreon RSS feed and had a Mr. Burns “Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves” moment.

Catboyslim

Busted my ass shoveling snow all day, then saw this in my email. Best snow day ever!

Swan Benson

Was anyone else reminded of that short lived MTV show Death Valley? Instead of orcs and elves with police you got Vampires,zombies and werewolves with police.

Lynette Michelle

I tried to watch this movie 3 times!! I think I'm just going to give up!

Brent C.

Me in 2016: Boy, I'd sure love a Shadowrun movie Me in 2018: NOT LIKE THIS

Felipe Sobreiro

There are dwarves in this world... the Orc Gangster tells the main characters that he comes from Miami, where he used to run great parties, not only for orcs but for also (and I'm paraphrasing) "humans, dwarves, elves" or some shit like that

EJ Bates-Brown

So glad I'm not the only one who caught the random unexplained dragon flying over the skyline! WTF, Ayer?

Scott S.

Only made as far as the trigger warning entertainment logo

Duff Huster

What if Hitler was an orc??

Dr. Murderfish

GOD DAMN that new theme song gets me pumped up!

Jackie Godsey

I honestly enjoyed the movie, invoking the It's OK To Like A Movie clause. :) Great episode still!

TyrannosaurusRen

I became a patron just to listen to you guys tear this movie (and Max Landis) to pieces. Thank you