Twilight: Eclipsementary (Patreon)

On this, the third entry in the gang's Twilight commentary series, we're talking about the most violent film in the franchise yet! Decapitations, arm rips, run-by bitings— it's all here! Returning to the fold is everyone's favorite drunk dad— Rory, or whatever his name is— along with Dr. Mike Dexter, the guy who always looks like he's climaxing, a bunch of larger-than-they-needed-to-be-dogs, and Anna Kendrick for two seconds! PLUS: It's all done under the watchful eye of a Power Hour! 

WARNING: This commentary track is for entertainment purposes only! We Hate Movies DOES NOT ENDORSE binge drinking, Power Hours, or consumption of alcohol in any other irresponsible way. Should you choose to "play along," do so at your own risk, under proper supervision, and DO NOT get behind the wheel afterwards. 

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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.