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On this month's full-length, Patrons-only episode, the gang is tackling one of the most requested titles in Spooktacular, no, show history: Van Helsing! Why did we need to see Van Helsing chasing after Mr. Hyde at the start of this crap? What's with all those oozing vampire cocoons? And didn't anyone tell Kate Beckinsale she was already in a film series just like this? PLUS: Don't you just hate how angry, torch-wielding mobs are always showing up at the most inconvenient times? 

Van Helsing stars Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, David Wenham, Shuler Hensley, and Kevin J. O'Connor; directed by Stephen Sommers.

Thank you all for continuing to support this crazy, weird thing called WHM. Our commitment to making fun of hilarious trash has never been stronger! Happy Halloween! 

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Jan

I have no heart or boner

Ross Tyrie

Arguably the worst thing I've ever seen.

Matzar

Great timing!

Dangmo

This fucking movie, I was so angry leaving the theatre. Haha

Tweet Joe Self

Even a free movie ticket couldn't save this sh!t show for me. I can't wait to hear you guys rip it apart.

Catboyslim

I’m sick st home today, so hurray! Something fun to listen to🤗

HockeenightsCT

I feel like a lot of us who were tricked into seeing this movie consider this episode to be our revenge. Also, haven’t listened yet, so I’m setting the over/under on “IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE”s from Chris Cabin at 2.5.

Matt Eldritch

first Nostalgia Critic and now WHM? This is a fun week!

Nicole

I love this terrible movie. I think we need a Queen of the Damned review

verygooster

HOW AND WHY is this movie two hours????

Adam

woah

Smaug

Vladisius Dragulia, best joke of the season

Emil Svensson

Six years later, I want to let it be known that Eric's impression of Frankenstein's monster swinging absolutely killed me.