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ANOES Remakementary (Patreon)

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2018-10-31 16:40:54
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On this patrons-only exclusive commentary, the gang is chatting about the mean, gross, pervy remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street! Why did they make Freddy look like a hamster? How come it needs to be so trauma porn-y? And how dare you waste Clancy Brown like this?! PLUS: Take off that hat, buddy!

Thank you for subscribing to the WHM Patreon! Your support inches us closer to making ridiculous film conversations our way of earning a living.

Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro. 

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Comments

Frank Grimes

such a drab of a movie. this commentary could make it much better

Cory Swope

Is this playing on amazon, or Netflix?

Shawn Lovelett

Someone at Muldoon’s pub says vudu has it streaming for free.

Kemper

Loved this commentary although I'm nervous about now owning a used standard-def DVD copy of this movie. Also laughed hysterically at the callback to the Turtle Sutherland art test guy.

Ronnie Gardocki

The movie so wretched it almost made Rooney Mara QUIT ACTING. Rob Zombies Halloween may have sucked, but at least he had a vision.

Kyle

This was a great commentary! Heads up, all of the Twilight movies are on Prime right now. I'm going to give New Moon a re-listen.

Lynne Olson

I don't know if I'm the only one having this problem - the Patreon track will play fine for a while, in this case, a little over 9 minutes, then it just quits and I have to restart. Has anyone else had this problem, and did you find a way to fix it?

We Hate Movies
>>16868792

Hi Lynne, this is the first we've heard of this issue. Have you tried downloading the mp3 directly and playing that instead of streaming? Thanks and I really am sorry for any problems you're having. - Eric

Christopher Pisani

This is what finally got my cheap ass to the $8 level and now I could never go back. Your commentaries are top notch, especially the Eclipsementary. Bravo and thank you.

JK

Went from $5 to $8 because I love the show and wanted to check this out. It was amazing and made my night. Look forward to more great episodes and commentaries. Please do more Jim Ross calls. It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.

Tweet Joe Self

Hilarious as expected! "I'm John Carpenter. Don't call me back!"

Frank Grimes

I was having so much fun watching this, that I spent 20 minutes of Wikipedia reading about the Rooney and Mara families rather than watch the movie. A good hang as always.

Christopher Bruce

Upped my patronage because I have been dying to listen to this movie get reviewed by you guys 😂