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On this month's patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider! What's with all the lame magic in this movie? Why did they make Daniel Craig do an American accent? And why did she have to peg that statue? PLUS: QAnon adopts this film as scripture! Catch 'em in BED with a Tomb Raider!

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider stars Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor, and Daniel Craig; directed by Simon West.

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Comments

Jamie

I had Max on DVD for the longest time. Best quote from the movie: "You know, Hitler, you're a hard man to like, but I'm gonna try. "

John Beckmann

Oh fuck yeah, you guys just saved my night

Bill Cooke

My nerd heart broke when hearing of steve's hot playstation

Andrew Burt

Check and turn the signal to the right. Now turn to the right.

Amelia Blank

Im greened out and loving every second of this. <3

Anthony Simon

That was quite a common problem. Metal Gear Solid would only work if I flipped my PlayStation over and played it upside down.

Anthony Simon

As somebody who obsessively played all the Tomb Raiders on my PlayStation One, this brought back up some horrifying long repressed memories of my 90s self.

Nathan Stables

My little brother and I had the EXACT PS1 demo disc Steve is describing. Holy cow taking me down memory lane.

Frank Grimes

I smiled when Cabin mentioned Gang Starr.

Catboyslim

I remember getting demo games in the mail from the gamer magazines, if they sucked we used them as drink coasters

Catboyslim

We couldn’t leave the drive-in fast enough, this movie sucked. This and that movie with her Romulan hairdo , Hackers is about all of her movies I’ve seen. Not impressed.

elliotcm

I'm not a big fan of the games (was never a Playstation kid) but this film is alright. Also her English accent is alright (and I say this as an English person), though I'll happily agree that Craig isn't doing a good American one. As to who cares if she's English, well, I do, we don't get many big action protagonists so it's nice to keep the English ones English and not always be the evil villain. Also the butler is played by Chris Barrie who is old school British comedy royalty, and the brundlefly guy is a bad actor who always plays bit parts badly; see Notting Hill.

jribs

LUUUUUURA KRUFTTTT

Ryan P Oleynik

I have to wonder why they decided to pack this first movie with the Illuminati, time travel, and super magical artifacts. It seriously feels like something you would put in a sequel when everyone has given up. Now how do you one-up this for the sequel? You discovered time travel and destroyed the Illuminati! Nothing matters anymore!

Maggie0401

Btw, UK fans, this movie is on the BBC iPlayer so we don't have to pay Bezos for it. Not sure if that also applies to non-uk residents. ??

David Ocasio

You motherfuck's make my fucking day

Matt Eldritch

I hope when you guys talk about Wanted, you take time to trash the comic its based on. It's aged horrendously, its edgelord bullshit and at its worst, reads like a alt-right terrorist manifesto.

Plínio Buzato

My first Patreon play and boy... well spent money 😂😂😂

Dawn Elicia

I grew up in a Sega Genesis so I didn’t have a play station or Nintendo.

Catboyslim

That one goes on the list of favorite silly comments...along with “this taint is on fire!”

Chris M.

I know what you meant but I legit had to laugh at "I grew up IN a Sega Genesis..." also, not laughing at you, laughing with you :)

Amy Broughton

Listen to the "It," "Runaway Bride," "Bye-Bye Man" and "Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" episodes. You'll piss yourself.

Tim Ward

FYI - Bugger means Anal Fucking