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On our second commentary of 2022, we're watching and talking over the total embarrassment of a film, A Talking Cat!?! Where are all the sex scenes, because there's no way this wasn't double shot as a porno, right? How does this kid not immediately jump in his own swimming pool instead of tutoring this girl who's clearly into him? Has any other film had their characters all say the words "cheese puffs" this much? And in what airport bathroom did Eric Roberts record his dialogue? PLUS: Be on the lookout for several references to Everclear songs! 

A Talking Cat!?! stars Johnny Whitaker, Kristine DeBell, Justin Cone, Janis Valdez, Alison Sieke, Daniel Dannas, and the voice of Eric Roberts recorded on a cell phone; directed by David DeCoteau. 

For those who need to stop or restart the commentary sync, remember the sync itself starts at 00:07:03 of this audio track, matched up to 00:00:05 into the film's timecode. You should see the TMCC production company logo visible in-frame.

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Cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Felix Forrester

The video poker music multiplied by the continuous, imminent threat of porn breaking out makes me happy.

Ray

It's a Talking Catmentary kind of night.

Ray

And commando! A classic.

Busiris

Commando is 100% also one of my favorites!

WarOfTheBees

Never let it be said the boys don't give us what we want

Tony King

So far I've not been able to find this movie streaming anywhere in the UK, (aside from a Rifftrax version). Hopefully I'll be able to find it eventually, so I can listen to this as it sounds insane.

Elliott Tipton

I love the commentaries, but the last 3 (prowler, American movie, and now cat) are just so darn hard to find...

Felipe Sobreiro

Now that you opened the commentary floodgates to include these sorts of legendarily bad movies you won't cover in the regular feed, I eagerly await THE ROOMENTARY and PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACEMENTARY

Leesha Olivier

Thank you for this! Great way to begin my Summer Vacation. 1st time watching this movie. Edit: I have just finished this movie/commentary, and if you want do get wasted, take a shot every time you see a random nature scene. #Hangover

Mike Kling

Eric Roberts legit has 750 credits.

We Hate Movies

Harry Potter was the last one before this and we'll be continuing that series soon! This film A Talking Cat is available for rent on Amazon prime video in the United States.

WarOfTheBees

At this point I'm surprised I haven't seen him in the background of my childhood home videos

Zora McBride

I've only seen this as a rifftrax, so me excitement cannot be contained! These are my favorite things you guys do. About to roll up a tall glass of water and have a great time!

Robert Ballard

This set has popped up in multiple z-grade movies by this director and others. Some of those are undoubtedly porn. David DeCoteau has multiple aliases that he uses to direct different sorts of movies. He has a special alias for when he's making gay male softcore porn movies, and I shit you not it is "Richard Chasen". (chef's kiss)

Eren Keskin

So I've connected to the UK via VPN and was able to find it on m4uhd.tv. I hope this was helpful :)

Tony King

Thank you! I'll check this out.

WarOfTheBees

There is no fucking way this wasn't some kind of money laundering scheme. The movie, not the podcast. Though then again...

Andrew Dean

Harry Manfredini scored all the Friday the 13ths and according to IMDB a shitload of Jason fan films as well as this, as A Talking Pony!?! and My Stepbrother is a Vampire!?!

Busiris

I've loved pretty much all the commentaries but this one might be the peak. Absolutely hilarious experience! I think every time one or more of you go in without seeing the movie before adds significantly to the humor.

Kevin Lynch

It is a pro-mafia podcast after all

Derek Detzler

This one's an all-timer as far as your commentaries go, LOVED IT

Cindy Claussen

I first heard of this movie through the Flop House. One thing WHM might not have commented on was Phil’s sweaty tshirt that says “Un pinche dia a la vez” roughly translated to “one f’@ing day at a time”. It doesn’t seem like any budget was spent on wardrobe. It was all probably the actor’s own clothes I’d suspect. Probably one of Johnny Whittakers favorites.

Mike Madsen

Vaped a tall glass of water and Dom Delouse wheeze-laughed all the way through. Bravo.