Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretsmentary (Patreon)

On the final syncable commentary of the year, the guys are talking over inarguably the worst Potter film, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! 

For a movie with so little happening, why did this need to be two and a half hours long? Why are these kids all spending so much time hanging out in the bathroom? Should Hagrid have students over to his house after dark? Are Mr. and Mrs. Dursley still physically active in the bedroom? And speaking of amorous adults, somebody tell Mr. Weasley to wrap it up! 

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Richard Griffiths, Fiona Shaw, Tom Felton, Jason Isaacs, Robbie Coltrane, Kenneth Branagh, David Bradley, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, and Richard Harris as Albus Dumbledore; directed by Chris Columbus.

And if anyone needs to re-sync their watch-a-long, remember that we're screening from the WB region A blu-ray and the commentary itself starts on this audio track at the 03:14 mark, synced up to 00:00:05 of the film's timecode.

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Cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.