🍑 ASSTRID GAME 🍑 (Patreon)

Hello everyone,

Here’s the tea: making games is a grind, especially when you’re raw-dogging the code yourself. i’m currently learning ren’py from scratch, which is basically python for people who want to make anime tiddies interact. it’s a process.

Sorry for ghosting lately. i’ve been deep in the spaghetti code mines trying to make sure the dialogue doesn’t crash every time someone blinks.

Big thanks for holding the bag while i figure this shit out. your support keeps the lights on.

Sub up if you wanna see where this trainwreck is going. ASStrid is coming, eventually. No cap.

The storm of the century is raging and berk’s fiercest warrior just collapsed on your doorstep.

She’s cold as fuck and starving for a hot meal (and maybe more).

Your mission?

Caloric density. Scavenge for ingredients, master the kitchen and turn this freezing waif into a thick norse goddess. We aren’t just nursing her back to health - we’re building natural insulation.

Gameplay loop?

Cook -> Feed -> Expand -> Repeat.

If you play your cards (and your carbs) right she won’t just survive the winter - she’ll be too heavy to leave.

Maybe she’ll even develop a taste for the chef.