Exquisite Suffering 44: Small Soldiers (Patreon)

God's only perfect creation, Tommy Lee Jones, once voiced an action figure who tried to torture a boy. That was the genesis of Small Soldiers, an attempted multimedia franchise with the craziest casting and the wildest soundtrack. This episode was originally supposed to be about the "Globotech Design Lab" game, but that wouldn't run, so we did a survey of the property instead. And Kole also talks about stop #1 on his Kastle Quest.