Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout
haven't archived this post yet. have a subscription? use the importer!

Downloads

  • ad_E020_pixels.mp3

Missing 1 full-res photo, 1 file, as this post has not yet been imported.

Content

Pixels just sucks. It suuuuucks. It sucks.

Are you ready for some garbage!? Holy moly, this Adam Sandler movie about invading alien video game characters is just straight up gutter-leavin's. Its humor is outdated, the deliveries are halfhearted, and the visual effects are ugly and confusing. Thankfully, Peter Dinklage is in about 1/4 of the movie to brighten things up. Otherwise, this nostalgia bomb is a complete dud.

Files

Previews only

Comments

Mateus Silva

I also hate Adam Sandler but I gotta say 50 First Dates is oddly worth a watch.

Joshua Kane

Ouch. I think i can speak for everyone when I say: Thank you for falling on your swords. What a dumpster fire.

sleepysmiles

holy shit oh nooo oh you guys D:

fel_none

I am very excited to listen to this :0

Ronald MacDonald

literally the only film I've ever walked out of

Galendo

Interesting that they predicted(?) Billy Mitchell being a cheating dirtbag in this movie. I wonder how much chatter was going around at the time about Mitchell or Todd Rogers’ high scores prior to this film? I do know that on a lot of chat forums on Twin Galaxies, players would cite the unverifiability of the oldest scores, the double standards reserved for old guard record holders, and the conflicts of interest with officials as why they were leaving. Just a thought. ...I’m probably giving WAY too much credit to this film, to think that anything here was researched in any depth. This may just be be a coincidence for a narrative conceit to make Peter Dinklage’s Billy Mitchell proxy inferior to Adam Sandler (see “Adam Sandler always wins in his movies at everything”)