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Abject Suffrage: February 2017

  • Clay Fighter: Sculptor's Cut (N64) 62
  • Peter Pan and the Pirates 11
  • Postal (PC) 51
  • Winter Games (NES) 12
  • 2017-02-10
  • —2017-02-18
  • 136 votes
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Hello again! It's time for this month's Abject Suffering poll. We're handling this a little different for February, and giving the built-in Patreon polling feature  shot. You will be able to see the results after you vote, but don't get discouraged if your choice is losing.

The deadline is Friday, February 17 at 11:59 P.M. Eastern time

Here are some videos of the choices, just in case you're curious:

Comments

Jaden Muñoz

Voting for Postal because i liked it when i was an edgy teen fuccboi. Aww yeah.

Gabriel

This should be Postal 2, cause it's technically a better game but everything about it other than that is way, way worse.

Fredrik R

"I regret nothing"... That Q-button was quite the surprise.

Shawn Fournier

Clay fighter is absolute garbage.....especially for SNES with that god awful opening song.

Collin Brothers

The Noah Gervais video on Postal was pretty great, so I picked that. I'd love to hear you guys go on a tear about the developers, and really the whole series. The perfect games for making America great again :(

Liar

Postal 2 would've been amazing, put through the AS wringer. Loathsome fucking experience. I second the above post about the Noah Gervais dissection. ^_^

Simón Sotelo

Went for Clay Fighter. Postal is just not really funny and given the present sociopolitical climate it just feels like another time to be angry and sad. I'm trying to get my clay giggles in.

Carlo Magliocco

I voted for Postal because it sounded like it had a Bukowski level of banality from it's title, then I Googled what it actually was. What on earth is wrong with people/everyone.

J W

Clay Fighter! What a nonsense concept for a game.