Barbara and Rouge LOCKER ROOM Week 1 (Patreon)

BARBARA: Hey Roo. Shower nice and hot?

ROUGE: Hot enough. What have you been up to, Babs?

BARBARA: Just killin' time between gigs. Messin' around on Instagram. Tryin' to get laid.

ROUGE: You ever think about wearing a little makeup some time?

BARBARA: Sure. You ever think about growin' some tits?

BARBARA: Hey, you like surprises, right?
ROUGE: I guess?
BARBARA: Cool. Surprise! *CLICK*

ROUGE: Tell me you did NOT just do that!
BARBARA: Aw, this is a nice one! This ought to get a few likes.

BARBARA: Wow, they're really pouring in! You should do this professionally!

ROUGE: Ah, that's all right. If your Instagram is as popular as your video games, I don't have to worry about anyone seeing it.
BARBARA: . . . . .

BARBARA: Solid burn, Roo. Solid burn.

ROUGE: We do have fun.

ROUGE: But seriously, I don't think anyone has ever played your games.
BARBARA: Heh.

BARBARA: Well, we can't all be tennis partners with Yoshi at the 2000-and-who-cares Winter Olympics.
BARBARA: We should team up and do our own game, you know? Two bats. It'd be fun.

ROUGE: It does sound fun. But I don't sing, and you don't thieve. So what would we do together?

ROUGE: What would anyone be interested in seeing us do together?