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Wanted to give back to you lovely members by hosting a contest! Thank you so much for the support! The prize is a pair of paws and character design! ♥️ This is a worldwide contest- anyone can join!

How to enter the contest!

- Leave your funnest furry related joke/pun in the comments below! (Please only comment ONE time) That is how you enter!

- Contest ends on August 28th, I will announce winner on instagram livestream + story post  and reach out here via email & dm privately! - Any questions please reach out (NOT IN COMMENT!) and I’ll update post with relevant information ♥️

- How is a winner picked? I will pick my favorite comment (The joke that makes me laugh the most/is really clever!) 

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rosemallowfur

What do you call a furry that cant hear ? …. Def Leopard… its so bad im sorry😭😭

Mello Emheart

What's a furry's favorite file storage format? .rawr

Jay

Why did the military personnel choose a giraffe sona? Because they got gi-drafted!

KaelixKrafts

What does a furry say after a fight with a friend? "Whew that got hairy"

Josie

turns out ‘fox news’ isnt actually a furry news network… 😪🤧

Maisie !!

Did you here about the furry who went to the doctor? He was feeling ‘ruff’

Yelle

I got a bit too drunk last night and ended up blowing ten bucks. *drops mic*

RaccoonRae

Pacman must be a furry Because he keeps going UWU~UWU~UWU~UWU

Foxanimate

I dated a furry once and I didn’t know he was a furry but after a while he showed me his true collars

asherfirestone

Why did the furry ask for drumset ? Because they wanted to make fursic!

Pathetic Mankins

What did the furry spider say to its crush? oOOowoOOo

Nira

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... It’s a furry, cuz ducks shouldn’t be talking

crystalmooncreations

What's a furry's favorite line from Bohemian Rhapsody? Mamaaaaa, OwO

Fae

“Dangit, I can't handle this!” “Calm down, man. Just sit down and relax.” “No, you don't understand! I literally can't handle this! My paws lack opposable thumbs!”

OneMysticBean

Not sure if it's considered a furry joke but What's furry and contains bullsh*t? A Bull

Cowyote

My friend to a rave last night dressed as a dog. Now I see why they call him a party animal. 💥🥁

Astostcatraptorwolf

Its been a whale of a time, I'd be lion if I didn't enjoy the un-bear-leviable amount of pawsable laughter and paw-uns

Universal Rose

A snail named Samuel just got a raise working as a realtor. He decided since he got this money he will get a custom sports car with a big "S" on the side to show everyone the car is his. While he's flexing his new car down the streets of Los Angeles, he passes an elderly couple sitting on their porch. As he passes the man exclaims to his wife, " Look at that S-Car-Go!"

Cosandk

One moment, I’ll be back in a *yiffy*

vallie

omg did you hear that the cat family was murdered??? it was all over the mews

Dracthyra

Did you hear about that new trooper? Some think he's part cat, he keeps demanding things be done "Right Meow"

Melody Wright

How did the furry eat their food? They wolfed it down!

AnimationIsRaven

How did the dog eat his food? He chow chowed down! (I'm so bad at puns pls laugh)

Pixiefuzz

“Dating a furry is a rollercoaster, you don’t know if they’re loyal or if they’re a cheetah”

Smoketail

Why do people compare sergals to Swiss cheese? Because they're brains are full of holes!

Inky.Angels

What is a furries favorite file storage format? .rawr

kaya

what’s a furry’s favourite movie? ……. the fursuit of happiness :)

rie

what do you call a furry streaming service? huWu 😭

RubyBug

Give me a second to come up with something… I can bearly think!

rottedcoffin

What happened to the dog that got fired from his job? They say he's had it pretty ruff since then

Bundle Of Sticks

If Simon Cowell was a furry he'd be called Simon Howell

Alyssa Ciampanelli

Why are some furries so colorful? If they dressed like regular animals they’d be mistaken for school mascots

quaver

why did the silly little shiba inu become an astronaut? because they wanted to explore the “furthest” reaches of the universe, one paw at a time :3