The March 2020 NotACast Update: AKA “What Will You FORCE us to do for our MARCH PATREON episode?” (Patreon)
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Good morrow, friends!
Welcome to the March NotACast update! In our recurring monthly update, we'll welcome new patrons, let you all know what's on our schedule, link to where you can find all our patreon episodes, but this update is especially ... special, because today, we are turning the production controls over to you to dictate to us what our next patreon-only episode will be! But before that ...
WELCOME TO OUR NEW PATRONS!
We want to thank our new patrons who have signed up since our last update! And look, it's crazy for us that people are joining up with our patreon nearly a year after Game of Thrones concluded. We can't thank all nearly 900 of you enough!
But this month, we wanted to especially welcome those of you who joined us since our February update. So, we wanted to recognize:
- Lady Jeni L: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Jonathan Capps: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Josh C: a Sparrow patron
- Ser Mason B: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Ian O: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Dylan: a Poor Fellow patron
- Lady Sarah of the North: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Julian G: a Sworn Sword patron
- Ser Kyle A: a Poor Fellow patron
- Lady Jill M: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser John D: a Sworn Sword patron
- Lady Jennifer K: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Amaury Bigeard: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Kristoph Logas, Bloody Scorpion of the Red Field, Defender of the Letter of Kin, and the Wolverine of house Qorgyle : a Small Council patron
- An Enemy Spy: a Poor Fellow patron
- Lord J Manderly, Baker Frey Pies: a High Lord patron
- Ser Hector: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Michael S: a Poor Fellow patron
- Tywin Apologist: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser CharBoi: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Jason: a Poor Fellow patron
- Lady Tamara M: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser/M'Lady Carys H (Sorry Carys, not sure whether you're a ser or m'lady!): a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Avery M: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Josh Snow: a Sworn Sword patron
- Lady Ella R: a Poor Fellow patron
- Lady Ashley: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Kyle R: a Poor Fellow patron
- Lady Ashley: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Kyle R: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Travis B: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Jacob K: a Sworn Sword patron
- Ser/m'lady Simbaley: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Patrick B: a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Asher K: a Poor Fellow patron
Honestly, this was the largest influx of new patrons we've had in months! Thank you! It makes us feel special! (And if I missed anyone, come yell at me!)
PATREON STRETCH GOAL
I know. You're itching to get to the March patreon episode stuff, but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that last month, we were 51 patrons short of hitting our next patreon stretch goal (NINE HUNDRED total patrons. And if we hit that goal, we will release a full chapter analysis (in perhaps multiple parts!) of TWOW, The Forsaken! And, if you're reading this post and aren't a patron, and you want to hear us do THE FORSAKEN, please consider becoming a patron at any level! ) Today, we've advanced! We're only 41 patrons short! You all have been awesome. Thank you. We're getting closer and closer!
UPCOMING SCHEDULE
Stay with me, m'lords/m'ladies, m'sers, m'gals. We're almost to the part where you get to pick our next patreon-only episode!
As you might know, we are modifying the published order of ACOK. So, if you're expecting to hear ACOK, Catelyn III next week. Sorry! We will dedicate the whole month of April to our mom Catelyn, our king Stannis and that little shit-pickle terrorist Renly.
Here's our upcoming general release schedule (Patrons receive these episodes earlier, of course!):
- March 9: ACOK, Sansa III
- March 12: FEVRE DREAM, Chapter 7 (Available only for Poor Fellow or above patrons!)
- March 16: ACOK, Jon IV/V (Our next livestream coming out on March 9th!)
- March 23: ACOK, Bran V
- March 26: Patreon Episode #26: TBD!
- March 30: ACOK, Catelyn III, Part 1
FINDING NOTACAST PATREON EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
We know that patreon's search function isn't helpful; so, here are all the links to all of our bonus episodes that are available for our $5/above patrons!
25 ASOIAF bonus episodes!
- Episode 1: Why A DANCE WITH DRAGONS is better than A STORM OF SWORDS (Patreon Special Episode!)
- Episode 2: The Fate of the White Knight (Will Barristan Selmy turncloak on Dany?)
- Episode 3: Why Is THE WINDS OF WINTER Taking So Goddamn Long?
- Episode 4: A Burning Crown: The Endgame of King Stannis
- Episode 5: Old Volantis, Doomed Volantis: The Past, Present and Future of the First Daughter of Valyria
- Episode 6: The Hammer of Westeros: An Analysis of Robert Baratheon
- Episode 7: Stump the Chumps, Part 1 (Mass Q&A)
- Episode 8: Stump the Chumps, Part 2 "Amen Brother" (Mass Q&A, part 2)
- Episode 9: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 1: Aegon I - Jaehaerys I
- Episode 10: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 2: "The Dying (or Dance) of the Dragons"
- Episode 11: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 3: "The Regency of Aegon III"
- Episode 12: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 4: "Stump the Chumps"
- Episode 13: A Shadow of a Crown: Jon Snow and Young Griff
- Episode 14: Winter Fell (Game of Thrones Season 8 predictions)
- Episode 15: The Night Lamp
- Episode 16: Curtain Call (Game of Thrones S08 retrospective)
- Episode 17: Whitewashed: Dany, Jon and Tyrion in Game of Thrones
- Episode 18: We Should Start Back: AGOT in Review
- Episode 19: Steamboat Georgie (Intro to FEVRE DREAM)
- Episode 20: Changes (ASOIAF Ideas and Theories we've changed our minds on)
- Episode 21: Botchmen (Our analysis of Zack Snyder's 2009 film WATCHMEN)
- Episode 22: "Rise Again": A Complete Analysis of the Greyjoy Rebellion
- Episode 23: "The Stone is Strong": A Tour of Winterfell
- Episode 24: "Flag Day"
- Episode 25: "Every Rose Has Its Thorns" (Analysis of House Tyrell)
Fevre Dream episodes!
- Chapter One: "Plans to Make"
- Chapter Two: "The Red Thirst"
- Chapter Three: "Some Riverman's Dream"
- Chapter Four: "First Catch"
- Chapter Five: "Let Joshua Sleep"
- Chapter Six: "Predators"
MARCH PATREON EPISODE!
Okay, you've all been good boys and girls. Now you get a treat. As we talked about last month, we are giving our March patreon-only episode over to YOU. Yes, YOU! You all get to pick the next patreon-only episode we're going to do for all Poor Fellow and above patrons.
So, the way this is going to work is that starting today, we're asking you all to comment below with suggestions for our next patreon-only episode! We'll hold submissions open from today, March 2nd to Monday, March 9th.
Then on March 9th, we'll have a poll that will be open for a week where you all can vote on which episode you'd like to see us do!
To make it simple:
- comment with suggestions this week
- vote next week
- we announce results on March 16
- episode comes out the week of March 23!
So, have a burning topic you want to see us address? Let us know, and it might be featured! (And just as an FYI: this is a public post, but only topics suggested by patrons will be accepted!)
CONCLUSION
Thank you so much for supporting us, listening to us and watching us. Let us know how we're doing by messaging us here or e mailing us at notacastasoiaf@gmail.com.
Thanks for everything, friends!
Emmett and Jeff