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                                                                        Theon by Thrumugnyr 

Hello! And welcome to the NotAUpdate! As we do with our NotAUpdates, we thank our new patrons, let you know where to find all of our bonus content here on patreon, share our schedule and sometimes, we even have a special announcement. And this month, we have a special announcement and a brand new stretch goal! Stay tuned to the end of the post to find out more about that!

THANK YOU TO ALL OF OUR PATRONS

We were so thrilled by all the new patrons who have signed up since we returned to doing weekly episodes. And we wanted to thank each and every one of you by name! So without further ado:

  • Ser Robert M., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Samuel DJ, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Pavani A., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Nicolas T., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Jason H., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Jesses M., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Jonathan CJ., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Evan W., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser/m'lady E42, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Epigmenio F., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Lady Tiffany, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser KernelCap, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Alexander L., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Lady Rowan, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Michael S., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Lord KB, a Small Council patron
  • Ser/m'lady Da Nex Hoax, a Sparrow patron
  • Lady Juliet, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Lucas B., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Uchihatril, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Lady Maheshwari, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Rich L., a Sparrow patron
  • Ser Fermin B., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Calvin G., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser (Lord) Chark of Jacksonfell, a Sworn Sword patron
  • Ser The Other Adam, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Doug M, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Lady Dead Quaithe14, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Christopher D., a Poor Fellow patron
  • Lady ליאור גלעדי, a Poor Fellow patron
  • Ser Andrew P., a Poor Fellow patron

Thank you to all of you for joining our patreon! If I've gotten your name or title wrong, let me know as a comment, and I'd be happy to change it! You all are the best!

OUR SEPTEMBER SCHEDULE

  • September 6: ASOS, Tyrion I General Release
  • September 6: ASOS, Davos I Livecast
  • September 13: ASOS, Davos I General Release
  • September 13: ASOS, Sansa I Livecast
  • September 15: Fevre Dream, Chapter 21 for all Poor Fellow and above patrons!
  • September 20: ASOS, Sansa I General Release
  • September 26: Patreon Episode #39 Waltz with Bashir release for all Poor Fellow and above patrons!
  • September 27: ASOS, Jon I Livecast with a special guest!
  • September 30: A Very Special Jeffisode

FINDING NOTACAST PATREON EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

We know that patreon's search function isn't helpful; so, here are all the links to all of our bonus episodes that are available for our $5/above patrons!

38 ASOIAF Bonus Episodes!

20 Fevre Dream Episodes!

14 Lord of the Rings Episodes!

NEW STRETCH GOAL!

And now for the moment you've been waiting for! So, our previous stretch goal was to achieve 1,250 total patrons. When we hit that goal, we would do an episode on GRRM's Dunk and Egg novella The Hedge Knight. Well, we didn't quite hit that goal, and that's okay. I (Jeff) usually get way over my skis on such things.

But then we thought, wait, maybe it's not just Jeff getting crazy. Maybe the incentives aren't there. And whoa boy, I think we finally have an incentive that you all are going to jump at.

SO! Our new stretch goal is as follows. If we can get up to 1,050 total patrons, we will do a multi-month/multi-part analysis of the Theon sample chapter from The Winds of Winter! 

If you remember from a year ago, we kicked off our multi-part analysis of "The Forsaken" from The Winds of Winter. That was so much fun, and in my not-so-humble opinion: one of the most definitive treatments of that chapter as done by fans. We'd like to do the same for that Theon TWOW sample chapter. And we'd love if you would consider joining our patron if you're not a patron to help us achieve that goal.

So, once again, if we get up to 1,050 total patrons (we need 92 more patrons as of this writing), we will do THEON I from TWOW, AKA, the Stannis Baratheon POV chapter. Sound interesting? Well, then, consider becoming a patron at any level!

CONCLUSION

We can't thank enough of you for welcoming us back so warmly as we've jumped into ASOIAF again. You've been all so kind to us, and we are thankful to be back and excited to press deeper into A Storm of Swords and potentially into Theon in The Winds of Winter.

Much love,

Emmett and Jeff

Comments

Madelyn Morgan

Are you guys grouping the Arya chapters together again?

derek

A very special Jeffisode? Oh I can't wait, that sounds hilarious.