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.The. .Hobbit. 2 (Patreon)

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2024-09-16 01:23:51
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2024-09-21 08:42:54
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TheSauceGuy

The wood elf armor is sick

TheSauceGuy

Bombur and Bofur are the best lol

TheSauceGuy

Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, and Pirates of the Caribbean marathons?

Amna

I would die for a Harry Potter marathon

Blackeyedlily

The biggest problem with this series is that the movie studio wanted another trilogy, after the huge success of Lord of the Rings. But while LotR is based on a book trilogy, the Hobbit was a small children’s book. They do include some interesting things that connect this story to LotR in a way that the Hobbit book never did. But they added a lot of silly stuff as well. The love triangle was one of the worst additions IMO. The actress had been promised that there would be no love story for her character. So she felt sort of betrayed by what they turned it into. And while Peter Jackson pioneered some fantastic CGI in LotR, with Sméagol and the huge battle scenes, a lot of people felt that he took it too far in this trilogy. Which ended up distracting from the overall film, instead of enhancing it. As far as Legolas, remember that Orlando Bloom was barely 18 years old when he acted in LotR, and this was more than a decade later.

Dante

Calling Bombur Walmart Gimli is 🤣 Gimli's dad is one of the Dwarves, Gloin.

TheSauceGuy

Does anyone else think Thranduil kind of resembles Alucard from Castlevania? The way he put away his sword after beheading the orc made me see it.

Taylor

I think that the gems that Thranduil wanted belonged to his dead wife, which was why it is extra fugged up that Thorin wouldn't give them back to him. Greedy greedball.

TheSauceGuy

Bard looks like Orlando Bloom and Jeremy Davies combined into one person.

Dante

Those who think Kili is rizzing should see him in Poldark. You'd faint lmao

Synapse Surge

I know ya'll probably won't want to, but you should reallyyyyy watch the extended version of the 3rd Hobbit movie. They left out things in the theatrical purposely so people would watch the extended. The movie doesn't feel whole without the extended.

TheSauceGuy

Just to give you an interesting visual, with Smaug's accumulated wealth from Erebor, he wouldn't even be in the top 10 richest people in our world.

TheSauceGuy

I love how Smaug easily dwarfs any of the dragons from HotD and GoT verse while simultaneously being a smaller dragon of their world. He's also far more intelligent lol.

TheSauceGuy

Watching Smaug in this movie never fails to amaze me. The fact that they used mocap for a dragon like this is just so cool lol.

Amna

Did the GOT upload disappear for everyone else as well?

Arctic_stark

Where did the GoT upload go?

Karlsefni

Comments must of been getting to heated on that GoT upload 😭

Karlsefni

Or maybe the post discussion was just a little to confrontational to keep up

TheSauceGuy

I mean, it's not that Thorin doesn't care about the group, it's just the Arkenstone has a similar effect to the ring on him; few can remain uncorrupted for long. Smeagol killed his relative like one millisecond after obtaining the ring lol. Also, it's been a super stressful journey.

Ophelia

What’s going on where did the GOT upload disappear to what happened

TheSauceGuy

This is one of those series where I'm able to enjoy it despite some of the silly aspects as I interpret it as Bilbo exaggerating. Either way, it doesn't try to portray itself as super grounded, so it's not something that bothers me as much. Lord of the Rings has plenty of very similar moments as well, so I was sort of expecting them in The Hobbit too. What's interesting is that while this movie has plot armor aspects, it also has moments where orcs seem incredibly competent and adept. Bolg's fight with Legolas is one of my favorite moments.

TheSauceGuy

I don't get the Thorin hate when Boromir is loved

Carrie

Lee Pace achieved astronomical levels of cuntiness in this role as Thranduil that haven't been seen since. Like it’s actually kind of insane if you think about it

jrnoodles

Thanks you Geks+! Bombur is the comedic relief we needed in this movie.

Synapse Surge

The girls were lowkey kinda trippin, it's been at least 4-5 months if not a little longer since Bilbo got the ring by the point they're in Mirkwood. Frodo's entire journey was about 6 months and 3 days long so not too crazy to say Bilbo was already entranced by the ring at that point.

Seth(Bill) Jones

I know I did not just hear someone say Smog☹️😑

Sasha (Mr. Prince is my bias)

"I am fire. I am death" is one of the coldest lines in movie history. I even watched that scene dubbed in different languages. Smaug is my goat. Also this movie is soooo much better than the first one. The first one seemed just like goofy fantasy.

Skyz

Lowkey i always skip the scenes between Kili and Tauriel

lian

i actually rlly love the hobbit movies and didn’t know that a lot of ppl dislike them LOL probably because i haven’t watched lotr and can’t compare them

Arctic_stark

Gandalf had to go to do his side quest in Dol Guldur because thats his primary responsibility. Him helping Thorin is the actual side quest as far as he is concerned. In fact his main reason for helping Thorin is to get rid of Smaug before Sauron returns, because he believes Sauron will use Smaug as a significant weapon.

Safaricat

I'll say in my opinion on why Bilbo got corrupted more quickly is because he was using it to make himself look better. There were times he could have used it but he's a lot braver than Frodo so he had no need for it. However he used it to get out of situations as well as come in clutch with the rescues and to prove them wrong the times they doubted him. He used it to trick and sneak attack, and started really feelin himself, that's why he was more quickly corrupted I think. Frodo's corruption though looks different because of his personality to begin with. He's not as cheeky as Bilbo or a smug. The ring is also like a spoil of war he can't tell anyone about it because he found it fair and square. Also you have to remember the stats. Dwarves have sturdier bodies than most. Smaug is HUGE in comparison the halls of the forge as well as it's used to hot temperatures so it's easy to hide behind some of the walls and what not. It seems ridiculous that they all survive but considering their stature and how sturdy their bodies are built as well as them thinking on their feet and used to working in mines it makes sense they survive.

Marissa ♥

YESSS! Please watch Pirates of The Carribean! (the first three at least) and the movie Troy (with Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom)

Marcus

Some of you may know this already, but since Arwen was mentioned several times in this reaction, fun fact: Arwen is the granddaughter of Galadriel. Her mother was Celebrían, who was the daughter of Galadriel and her husband, Celeborn.

Uros Vesic

This is the only movie in this trilogy that is above 6. Smaug was amazing, best part of Hobbits. I am going to ignore all the stupid things in this movie, and just enjoy that part.

LionBro

First of all, you definitely need to watch Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter and a favorite of mine, Ocean 11 & 12 (maybe 13.) Second and just for a fun fact; Bards daughters are played by James Nesbitt's (who plays Bofur) daughters.

LionBro

Also at 1:14:22, the eyepatch guy is Stephen Colbert.

Lilly

Please do pirates of the Caribbean! 😫

Paula

I am getting so annoyed because of the Thorin slander. It’s like you haven’t watched the first movie and so ne get his character at all. Yes, he becomes greedy and values the gold to much. But it is his mountain, his gold, his birthright and his home and for all his people. He cares about his company and bilbo. We see him countless of times walk first into danger and when it’s about going to safety he is always last and makes sure everybody else is secure before him. Also the beginning in the first movie, what he did to his people and everything. He is a flawed character, which is what makes him interesting, but defiantly not an bum

Marcus

When are y'all getting to Battle of the Five Armies?

Nana_44

Can we recommend you guys movies? Can you guys watch train to busan

Panos

Still waiting for the 3rd part.. Aggh its been 10 days cmon peeps

Poragami

Mentioned it only once, but god please watch Pirates of the Caribbean, such good movies

parALICEis

watching this in 3d in the cinema was amazng. and the anding scene is amazing and gives u a shiver. then silence. and than that pretty song <3 verry nice

parALICEis

i am wondering tho how the montain isnt unstable with thatt much hollowness inside. and when smaug breaks all those pillars and support structure inside ...

Catric Bere

Are you kidding me? Aidan Turner ( Kili ) is one of the most good looking men in the world so choosing him over Legolas is evidently 😆