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.D.A.R.K. 1x3 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-09-23 18:10:44
Edited:
2024-09-24 07:52:45
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We were cooking up some wild theories....

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Brady

yo

1999

Oh baby

Max Demian

lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A_Daddy Daichi

Thanks for the upload!!! I’m about to go into an interview so wish me luck! Can’t wait to watch after (Guys it went really well so fingers crossed!! 🤞🏾)

Delane Gill

Just as I open up Patreon, I see there’s just been a new Dark drop. Feels so damn good 😁

mk

finally some good fucking food

Melizé

LETS GO!

Brady
>>150269676

the last GOT reaction was 3 days ago this is the first Dark reaction in 7 days

Sora

YEEEEEEES

KindaDutchNL

♪ Im Sturz durch Zeit und Raum ♪

David J
>>150269676

Don’t know if you’re new here, but like 60% of the patrons are here mainly for GOT.

Euphemia Isobel
>>150269676

So they’ll be gone in a week or two so nothing of value lost by posting this before GoT 🤗

Dio

BIG UPLOAD!!!

Zechree

Thank you sir, may I have another

Mason Schutz

Ines is a Kahnwald not a Tiedemann.

James Hogarth

If you guys have a hard time keeping track of who the characters are there is a cheat sheet on Reddit based on each episode. I would highly recommend having it close by if it starts getting confusing

Brady

Just watched this whole reaction while in a dentist office’s waiting room

Timmy Turner

Never heard of this show so started watching on my own. On episode 6 and while it started out a bit confusing and random so far it’s incredibly complex, well-directed and novel. I have some minor complaints but I could see this being a masterpiece if it continues this quality for all 3 seasons. Can definitely tell there’s so much potential for this story.

Dio
>>150269676

Don’t know if you’re new here David, but there’s a huge part of the Patreon requesting Dark as well. and it actually has a good ending too

Delane Gill
>>150273479

The website is really good for this as well. Hopefully we see them using it in future eps because I think they’re aware of it now

Sarafian Victor

We need the geks in the kitchen cause Jack is solo cooking this show rn

emma.bean

not carter just obliterating my eardrum 2 seconds in 🥲

1999

Brig with the can opening asmr

Zechree

Confirming a theory before it’s revealed is a spoiler🙄

Timmy Turner

Jack is operating on like 3 levels above everyone else, he probably went back in time to write the show and doesn’t know it yet. (Idk if his theories are correct as I’m also a new watcher but he’s cooking fr)

Elle B.

Love the shot of Mikkel and Ulrich in the caves side by side.

palma

Love the brainstorming and can't wait when it gets even more complicated you're gonna need more brain cells than you have. Hope the next one comes in less than a week.

༒ dianna ༒

Canon.. he's not talking to Claudia Tiedemann, that is his last name too. He is Chief inspector Tiedemann.

Sunny

Its going to be even more crazy once you all recognize all names to the faces. I swear this Show is just sooooo good! !! !!

༒ dianna ༒

Also, Ines (the nurse) is not a Tiedemann her last name is Kahnwald.

༒ dianna ༒

BROOO Kreator is here LMAO, Ulrich is so cool for listening to them!!!

Nanashi

I NEED more Dark upload Geks. I KNOW you want to🤣

༒ dianna ༒

"what we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean"

Nick K
>>150272269

Jack was cooking, then Carter sprinkled some salt on top and said "we cooked this :)"

A_Daddy Daichi

Mikkel has the sweetest face ever! I felt so bad for him being so confused and scared 😭

emma.bean

mikkel getting bullied by his own parents is tough 😭

TVGirl

So do we only get dark once a week? Cuz I want twice!!

A_Daddy Daichi

Ugh I keep forgetting how GOATED this cast truly is 😭 I’m so excited for you guys

Leo

Jack is GOAT 🐐

Billie

This is my after work treat tomorrow 🍿

Zechree

Gosh this show is so good, I’ve seen it multiple times and it still blows me away. Thanks geks

palma

How cool are the music montages in this show? Germans brooding is unexpectedly cinematic.

༒ dianna ༒

Jack, Tronte Nielsen (Ulrich's dad) is not the one that gave Claudia the book, it was Helge, the guy sweeping the floor at the front gate of the power plant.

outrun_fate

these post episode discussions are great, also i love that mckay is taking notes hahah

༒ dianna ༒
>>150272269

LMAO it was funny how Carter said “that makes no sense Jack”, and then his teory connected to Jacks 😭

Zechree
>>150281877

One of the best lines, I honestly thought they didn’t say it till season 2 or 3. I was like😳

Ante

These Dark reactions hit like crack.

David J

Day 3 of asking the geks to watch “The Penguin”

Brady

Carter: "The nurse is also Jonas' mom's mother in law which means that's Jonas' dad's mom" I love this show lol

kami

Could you post the next episode now please? I didn't remember how good this show was

jrnoodles

Thank you. I'm getting more confused by your theories than the show 😂

Renek

honestly i think the discussion after the episode is more intersting we are only in episode 3 and it's 20 min imagine what happens if we get into the deep stuff

Ale

This is my first time watching (I'm only in ep4) and I also believe that Mikkel is Jonas dad. In this episode we got confirmation that Ines, the nurse, doesn't have any family, but since the first episode we got to believe that Jonas dad was her son. So probably Mikkel never came back to his future and just grow up with everyone else. I'm also not that good at theorizing tho 😅 Also, I thought the dead kid they found was Mads, like for some reason lol

Will Wong

very impressed by Jack

jblakk

Jack and Carter / Light and L with this show lol

Osvaldo

Ulrich has good taste in music

The night is Dank and full of Memers

Something you guys should consider, you would absolutely not remember what someone looked like 33 years ago. I am not even 33 yet and I can't remember what people looked like in school. Additionally, because time travel isn't real, your brain couldn't possible make those connections without knowing it exists.

James Hogarth

Carter gas lighting Jack into thinking he said it first lmfao

LupusRex69

We need more Dark weekly 🙏!

Euphemia Isobel

Surprised how well Jack is keeping up with faces and names, I was way more lost in season one

selmak13

I got hooked 2 eps in and I wanna binge this show so bad but at the same time I wanna watch it with the boys but this long wait is so hard :')

Lady Stoneheart (Uncat)

I tried, but binged, and this is definitely more like something you make up for a long time stew, not a one off cook session. The taste, I can't even describe it, but if you've ever had banana bread (or my personal fav recipe) you'd understand.

Anne Sims

The gaslighting in the after discussions... Actually top tier lmao. Thank you for making my night with those post episodes conversation. Really loving hearing your theories and seeing how some of you are keeping up with the names well. Really impatient to see you get much further ahead but I'll take the chill pill till then lol. ps: watching this makes me wish yall would watch Steins Gate, Summer time render and Erased at some point in the future. I'll keep hoping for it like I did with Dark.

JAY
>>150301680

Nah… I started with them and am now on 2x5. Again, I just really recommend looking at the family tree on the Netflix website created for this show. From the home page you click on the episode you most recently finished and an updated family tree comes up. No spoilers or any other info. If you can just get the character names and who belongs to which family really locked in, you guys will be good.

TheSauceGuy

The amount of birds dying in such a small area is confusing me. I can only think of a few feasibly explanations lol.

CareMoore33

Here for the Ulrich Von Liechtenstein reference. A Knight's Tale is a classic

TheSauceGuy

Parts of this series remind me so much of the Backrooms series by Kane Pixels. I think you guys would really like that series, but it's still ongoing, so you won't get answers to many of your questions. He's making a movie as well, so I wonder if it'll tie into the YouTube series.

CoolCasey

The theories are peak

Marlon Douglas

My fellow patreons we're getting discussions that could match the AOT ones. Let them cook!

Scinaps

Hahahaha the stolen town sign in teenage Ulrichs room above his desk with the X placed on it turns 'Winden' into 'Wixen' which means jerk*** off in German.

Frosty

LMAOOOO Carter refuses to listen to what Jack has been saying the whole time

Lisa

Honestly one of my favorite parts of these Dark reactions is everyone struggling to read the analog clocks

1999
>>150303181

I was gonna say I think stein’s gate would be perfect given how much they like Dark

BRO.
>>150296867

Thank you The night is Dank and full of Memers, that's a good point.

ssj4rit

My ultimate theory: there's something fishy going on in that cave.

Huewi

Dude, I started watching this show because of the reactions. All I have to say is, dark enjoyers I'm sorry for ever doubting you this show absolutely cooks. I'm up to the 3rd season already.

James
>>150303181

Steins;Gate is considered to be the highest rated time traveling anime of all time. It’s rare to see a show that incorporates real life concepts from physics and quantum mechanics as well as being emotionally impactful.

The night is Dank and full of Memers

You guys are so focused on predicting stuff mid scene, that you miss information that would help you theorizing at the end. You are told who the person who gave Claudia the book is. It isn't Ulrich's dad.

JulioLG
>>150311684

Jack faces when Carter took 3 mins in explain what he said since the beggining were hilarius XD

JulioLG

I'd forgotten the amount of red herrings this show has, and also noticing some cool detais and hints I missed on the first watch. Loving the discussions!

Zess
>>150312581

I honestly just keep forgetting to actually read the time lol I'm just sitting there like "nice clocks"

Zess
>>150269676

David, you're just a random patron like the rest of us. That is just a completely random number you pulled out to fit your narrative lol you have no data to back it up, other than GoT being popular. There were already tons of us here before they ever started watching GoT.

Zess
>>150319615

It looked to me like the old man in the present with the messed up ear, who was saying it was happening all over again.

The night is Dank and full of Memers
>>150319615

Yes, and they also literally say his name in both time periods. That has been the case for a few people but the boys are making WILD theories about those people:P Same thing with Ines. You see the last name on her name tag 5 seconds into meeting her character. You know who she is from there, but they were theorizing until the end confirmation:P

Agent September 🏴‍☠️
>>150319615

Bro it's a reaction what do you want them to do stay quiet the whole time? Besides even if they are perfectly quiet they're not gonna pick everything up the first time esp. in a show like this

TheSauceGuy

Jack remembering things is always nice to see

TheSauceGuy

Will Hobbit be up tonight?

Jengit
>>150303181

Is this going to be available for everyone at some point? I have been waiting for your guys reaction to Erased 😍

lauren
>>150307133

was curious and watched the first video… dark can feel eerie at times for sure, but that was straight up terrifying. maybe some of the other videos aren’t nightmare fuel but i can’t bring myself to watch more rn. i’ll be up waiting for the GOT upload as a palette cleanser before i go to sleep

lauren
>>150307133

on a lighter note, i was looking through kane’s page and saw the aot historical footage which was a cool find! ive seen clips before its nice to know who the artist is

Scinaps

Someone here should send the Geks the book "A Journey through time" featured in the show as a fan gift 🤣

Scinaps
>>150322915

Not sure they watched it it was Carter's birthday week so they're probably behind on the schedule

S Moonchild

I love this show so much! We need more episodes of these haha.

Brian Clancy

Home on the far left is on point

Kaibur

jack has been cooking the facts. not spoiling by confirming or denying theories but just saying that the facts and events that have happened in the show so far jack has had a pretty good following of. funny hearing carter deny all his theories tho lmao

Sasha

Carter always beating them up when he's too hyper.

Jacob Goldsmith

not even 24 hours ahead of the yt is kinda disappointing

Mysterious Figure
>>150296867

You are absolutely wrong. I ran into a boy in a tram randomly that I went to kindergarten with when we were like 4 or 5, and at the time of me randomly running into him we were well in our thirties. I looked at this guy's face and in an instant I knew this was THAT boy. So I asked him and he was obviously very surprised. Some people just remember different things better than other things. For example, I am very bad at remembering people's names, but I remember some random phone numbers I haven't used in over 20 years. Memories are weird, especially when paired with strong emotions. Oh, and another example for you - I remember everyone's face from not only my own classes throughout school, high school, university, but also people I didn't even go to class with and only met in hallways while in between classes. I have even guessed many times if a random stranger I've met is a brother or sister to someone I know from their similar facial structure. However, I forgot most of all of these people's names... so yeah in some ways people are weirdly capable of memorizing unexpectedly high amount of information while in others very little.

Billie

My favourite, Claudia 🤍 ⚡️

The night is Dank and full of Memers
>>150319615

There is a difference between being totally silent, and 0.2 nanoseconds into a scene starting, talking over the dialogue making wild theories about who the characters are, when they literally just said their names and there isnt a mystery at all:P There is tons of time withing episodes where discussion can happen without talking over stuff, but just the focus on predicting coming at the cost of absorbing the basic info the show is telling you is going to make them have a worse experience. There has already been several things Carter has said are impossible when they are literally facts the show told them but they missed it. Multiple times in this ep especially.

The night is Dank and full of Memers
>>150296867

More important to my point is time travel isnt real so your brain would literally never make that connection unless you knew about it. Which is why it was odd the Geks were expecting Egon to have the idea to check the date on Mikkel's clothing tag. The characters dont know they are in a sci fi time travel show:P.

Jessica

Did you just skip the intro??😭

1999

I wish I could time travel to a future where all 3 seasons of Dark reactions have been uploaded

1999
>>150281877

McKay missed it he was too busy cooking up on the white board 😂

Zess
>>150307133

lol yeah Lauren that shit can get pretty freaky and stressful, you're always lost in the maze. It remains freaky but you become curious about all the different things you can find in it, and there's something interesting about watching someone try to find their way out. There's some co op horror games about it too! Those are hilarious with friends lol getting lost together and figuring out puzzles while getting chased is a good time.

lauren
>>150307133

ooo okay i’ll give it another shot, possibly with some friends and definitely not in the middle of the night again lol. the games sound interesting too! is there one you’d recommend?

Euphemia Isobel
>>150357527

Honestly I view Patreon as being the full duration more than early access, I can’t watch reactions that are just skipping around that’s why I pick a few Patreons

Arctic_stark

The discussions at the end are almost as entertaining as the show!

bloartle

CLAUDIA THE GOAT

LawL

ASMR Gek

Zess
>>150307133

"Inside the backrooms" was what I played. It's got some scuff, but it's a good time. I think there was a more recent and decent one that came out. Definitely explore the verse though! Very freaky but very cool.

TheSauceGuy
>>150307133

Kane Pixels' portrayal of it is by far the best IMO. He started when he was like 14 iirc, and it was so good that he later got a movie deal.

NMP

Jack is 100% cooking and it’s like the rest of them are gaslighting him by acting like what he’s saying doesn’t make any sense when it does lol. Obviously I know they’re not doing that on purpose but I feel like they shouldn’t blatantly just say “no that doesn’t make any sense” or “what are you trying to say” when he is remembering more details than them lol

Joel
>>150612971

Because they're used to jack being clueless in the GoT reactions haha

SlamboHamburg

Lol Brig's slurp into the mic 😂

Chad Jordan

This show is a clusterfuck. I feel like its not written very well. I'll keep watching - hoping it comes together.

Two Cylinder

How did Carter go from saying Mikkel being Jonas dad making no sense to it being too obvious 😭😭

Walter White

watching this back, W early call by jack about mikkel being jonas's dad

Ilias0406

JACK WAS SOOO COOKING 🔥