GoonX, not 100% honest (Patreon)

I should first go on record to say that I don't regret signing the contract, but I think the business practice of GoonX definitely isn't as honest as it should be. Maybe someone else would make a different decision, and they deserve to know this up front.

You've probably seen the ads both to use GoonX for their services and to sign up as a talent. And if you've seen the latter you know the pitch, get the dream body, work for ten years, and keep the body when you quit. That's all true, but there is more to it.

After you've passed the normal hiring interviews, personality interviews ("we can't fix your personality later" as the interviewer said), and the medical screenings, you get to the final stages of the hiring process. That's when they will ask you what you are willing to do. You'll probably feel pressured to say yes to as many items on the list as possible. Don't. Read the services pages carefully on their websites, and pay close attention to the premium offerings. Think real hard if you actually would like to do any of them, not as a customer who can back out at any moment, but as a paid professional performing those services. Because once you've said yes to them, the list gets added to your contract and service profile. It's a ten year commitment, so it's much better to go in cerfully and ask to add them in later, once hired, if you want such assignments. You'll spend a lot of time with other talents, so you can try it out with the best in the business (for free) and see if they are for you.

Secondly, you will be in a "design meeting" with a talent manager and a body tech where you together will design your new body. Whatever you had in mind going in, they will push you to a more extreme version. You'll probably be excited. After all, some degree of body dysmorphia was the reason you applied in the first place. But remember that a fantasy is one thing, working as that fantasy is a different thing, and looking like it once you are back with normal people is a really different thing. Ultimately you have to recognize that they aren't designing your dream body, but someone else's dream body. The body that will bring in the most revenue. Think about yourself with grandchildren, looking like a muscled up go-go dancer, and be prepared to walk away if you can't get that mental image to work.

Third, the pitch is that you work for ten years and can leave with a dream body. There is a full ten months first of body modifications and training that isn't included in those 120 months of employment. You can quit earlier, but you are then liable for the full cost of the body procedure. Accommodation, food, clothes (and outfits obviously), and everything you technically need are included, so the pay is almost negligible. After the ten years you can opt to continue on an annual contract. That's where you actually get a salary, which is quite competitive. Most people do another few years, but for a reason that isn't talked about.

Once you have signed and passed the second phase modification, basically where you have your new body roughly as designed, you'll notice all the issues you didn't think about. Most immediately the body doesn't support the full range of motion with this amount of muscles. The "heightened sexual sensitivity" and "altered hormones" they mentioned don't take long to realize they will become an issue, especially if you can't get an outlet for it very frequently. That's why everyone I know has decided to pay for exit-modifications, where some features are dialed back, and that typically sets you back 6-12 months of pay. So be prepared to leave this place with just as much in your pocket as you entered, but much larger pockets, pants, penis, everything.