Al Funghi (Patreon)

- Hi Dan.- Hi… The hell did you do?- Shortcut by the old field. Stepped in some fucking hole. You have any dry shoes I can borrow? It soaked right through the sock.- We’re not even close in size. Can I offer you a dry sock in this trying time?- As long as you haven’t used it for anything besides feet. You think we can put rice in.. Oh, Fuck! I’m so sorry. This smells so bad.- Here, I’ll put them on the balcony. It smells… so…- You alright there, Dan?- I… the shoe…- Eh.. Sure. Take it…- It’s just so… *inhale*- What the fuck are you doing Dan?  Dan?- *muffled*- Shiit! You got a boner! You like that?- hngggg- Yeah… Get in deeper. Take another deep whiff, weirdo.- *inhale*- You like that, don’t you? Like the smell of my sweaty socks.- mmmmmmm- Ok, let’s fucking stop this, Dan. It’s weirding me out.- nggg- Dan, let go… Dan! DAN! LET GO OF MY FUCKING…- nnnNNAAAAAA!- WHAT THE FUCK, DAN!- What? What did I do?- The fuck?- Give me the shoe and I’ll put it on the balcony.- I’ll do it. It’s better if you don’t touch them. Trust me.- Whatever