Birthday Suit (Patreon)

- Hi honey.- Sam! Thank fuck you answered.- Um... Who is this?- It's me, Sam! Jason.- You don't sound at all like Jason.- It's me fuck dammit. I'll fucking prove it. When you left Tuesday you had the pink and white underwear.- Jason! It is you. Why do you sound so strange?- I.. You need to trust me here. I woke up in the wrong body.- You did what?- I wasn't feeling that well yesterday evening, went to bed, and woke up with someone else's body.- Like in your bed?- Yeah.- So it could be your body, but looking different.- Yeah, well, I don't know. Everything is different.- Can you show me?- Yeah, hang on. I'll send a photo.- Ooo, Nice. Can you flex for me?- What? Sam, this is serious.- Please...- For fucks... OK... There!

- Really, really nice, don't you think?- It's beside the point. It's not my body!- But what if it was?- Yeah. Sure. It's in better shape than I've ever been in.- What about the tattoos? Do you like them?- They... They do kind of look like the sleeve I considered.- Happy birthday!- What the fuck?- Happy birthday. Do some burpees or whatever so you know how to control it all.- You did this?- Sure did. I'll be over later today for a test run. Take a shower.