Identifying Lara... (Patreon)

Lara Croft, stranded in the unforgiving wilderness of the Peruvian jungle, Lara finds herself at the mercy of not only savage scavengers who took all her belongings and tied her up, but also technology designed for rescue. When a drone from her team arrives to aid her, it brings about a situation more embarrassing than life-threatening. 

With standard identification methods malfunctioning, will Lara give into an incredibly awkward scan to confirm her identity or jeopardize her rescue?