The champions fight (Patreon)

"What's wrong? Gonna cry" said the ladies champion "I thought you were going to show how alpha you are to the world?"

"Please!" cried the mens champion of the world. "I give up"

"You agreed to a no holds barred no referee match with a request for the winner, well my request is to keep showing everyone how much better I am, so the fight isn't over until I'm done having fun with you"