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when you take the pizza rolls out of the oven and immediately drop the pan on the floor

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aris

the caption made me croak

emylisis

omg the caption made me snort

Shae

don't lose hope!! Sometimes the pan hits the floor and hasn't flipped over!! Sometimes the pan hits perfectly on the floor and the pizza rolls are all safe!! do not!! lose hope!! plus i know the 5 second rule is like, kind of scientifically invalid but... how much do you love pizza rolls..?

Kari

I heat my pizza rolls exclusively in the microwave. I don't know that feeling, but I sure would like to know the feeling of Ava or Wrathia heating me up some pizza rolls with their hands. Scientifically proven to include more love cooked in when done that way.

avasdemon

ava would warm them with love....but wrathia would warm them with her feet and then make you eat them off the floor like an animal

Reni

Probably while whipping you, with you in a collar, knowing her.