Friendship ended with Preston (Patreon)

Now Piper is my best friend, and I can't stand her. Her forehead. I have created and developed blueprints for entire settlements, civilizations on parchment smaller than the square footage of her forehead. Her hat. Actually her hat is pretty sick. It makes BVVVVVV look a little like Mario. Her newspaper. Imagine thinking Synths are real? Why doesn't she just shoot the mayor and prove it, is she stupid???