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POLL: MERCH DESIGNS (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-06 15:56:05
Edited:
2025-05-06 15:57:53
Imported:
2026-06
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Poll

POLL: MERCH DESIGNS

  • OPTION A 766
  • OPTION B 237
  • 2025-05-06
  • 1003 votes
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Content

So...I've got really bad news and kinda good news:

really bad news--this year white-collar crime has become in essence--legal, literally a joke on the channel.

kinda good news--we're making merch out of it!

Two designs, one celebrating that crime is legal 🤘, one grim and depressed that crime is... well... legal. 💀

help us finalize the designs. The team disagrees on a couple of design elements and we really care about people LIKING the shirts!

Poll is simple, OPTION A, or OPTION B.

DISCLAIMER: NO AI WAS USED IN MAKING THESE DESIGNS.

DESIGNED BY THE SUPREMELY TALENTED: Ed Leszczynski

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Comments

QuantumQuantum

What’s the difference between option A and option B? The images look the same. I’m over here playing spot the difference

James C

We must embrace the void

RealestBunn

The white one in option A genuinely goes so hard

Charlie

I don’t wear graphic tees so I’m not gonna vote but hot damn I love the black shirt in option B. The skull’s expression is exactly my expression at all this news.

Aria

Option A looks the best imo

Kevin Hunter

I like the white from A and the black from B. But if I had to choose one, A all the way.

Nicole

I like the skull with eyes I told buy that one

Freek Giele

I like the eyes in B, but it is missing the 'Embrace the Void'

alphacino

grandmaster level foreshadowing from coffeezilla to use a void as his background to represent the dark times ahead

Sebastian

Option A but on the black shirt also include the eyes

Steven

I don't like the eyes, A all in.

Christian Enevoldsen

White from B and Skull from A is my vote, but barring that option, Option A fills the void in my life.

Danie

I like embrace the void on the white shirt and the eyes on the black shirt, I cannot possibly choose like this

Geventax

Either one for the white shirt, but not too big a fan of the eyes

tiny elvis

torn between “embrace the void” in option A, and the eyes of despair in option B…but i have to embrace the void.

Ada MC

Like most people, I think the eyes on B throw me off so I picked A but I liked the white version of B better.

Tx_Sandwich

I would like to get a shirt of Maxwell in the tub

Sadie Pittman

I like the white version on ‘B’ and the black version on ‘A’

RiaClerica

I like the white shirt from A, but can’t decide how I feel about the eyes of despair.

std__mpa

V neck would be sick for my autistic neck

Faelyn Cypher

Love the merch designs. Gotta go with A...the eyeballs on be make it...weird.

Randoir

Black shirt on both as I like skulls !!!!

Morwenna

I can't decide. I love "embrace the void" on the white design, but I also love the eyeballs on the black design.

Julie

hell yeah

Titania

I’m noticing a trend here in that the people who like the void also like the eyeballs, and the people who hate the eyeballs do not want the void. This seems to be an indicator of how much chaos you want in your life and your fashion choices. Personally I want the void and the eyeballs, so this I guess is me staking my stance on chaos

Connor Wickline

Drop cheap 5$ merch that you can mass produce that kinda indirectly references the case as a way to fundraise

DaMu

"Embrace the void" is such a unique slogan

Liv

Could you do a singlet option? In the tropics T-shirts are only wearable a few months of the year

angelfacepeanut

Honestly? I like the "embrace the void" A and the eyeball skeleton B. So either way, this is a big win. Definitely copping when it drops!

TinyStranger

The eyeballs are a bit…much lmao.

Obfuscate

Still waiting for that coffeezilla cap.

ThatsANiceHat

Any chance we could get like, a decent a look at the designs?

NudeCoder

Please make them as hoodie also... Need the embrace the crime ;p if you cant beat them, join them 🤣🤣🤣

Nancy Dee

As someone with a tattoo of Dr Dog lyrics that says "Become Nothing. Be the void" on my body- I gotta vote for the embracing the void option. It's perfect.

Mehmet

I like “embrace the void” and I don’t like the eyes so A is a clear choice for me

Aine Hynes

I love embrace the void and don't like the eyeballs on option B (what is a t the bottom of the white T-shirt of option B instead of embrace the void?)

anjorni

i like the crime is legal in 2, but the skull in 1. hmmm

Hammad Yusuf

Please make hoodies out of these as well!!!

Rad Dinosaur Dojo

"there will be crime" in the "there will be blood" font on the back.

hazard_fox

that skull would look so good as a sticker!

Justin Miller

Why is the collar/ribbing around the neck so small/thin? Also it would be nice if you added better images of the designs, I could barely tell the difference between the two and the small neck liner/ribbed collar makes it a pass for me even though I love the art for both designs.

jsaint413

I like Embrace the Void A, but Skull B tbh lol