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Sorry for the double post but things are getting spicy. 

Just hours ago Sam Bankman Fried got put BACK in jail for witness tampering, which I will be covering tomorrow, but in more funny news, he also hates me?

Like. Really hates me. 

To the point he brings me up in leaked conversations, randomly, in private, to let people know...

He really hates Coffeezilla.

Why you might ask? 

Apparently I dared to point out he associates himself with "bad people". 

Such as Ghislaine Maxwell's criminal defense attorney Mark Cohen. 

"What the F*ck do you know about Ghislaine Maxwell." Uhh... 

I also pointed out Sam hired Dan Friedberg as FTX's "chief compliance officer", which is funny since Dan was known for covering up compliance problems. 

I should be clear, I'm not saying that hiring a criminal defense lawyer who defends the worst criminals, makes you the worst criminal. I’m also not saying hiring a compliance officer, who allegedly covers up crimes, means you’re covering up crimes… but what I am saying is that Sam really knows how to pick his lawyers. 

Anyways, SBF back in jail is the big news, but thanks to a leaked call by the citizen journalist Tiffany Fong who's been talking to Sam... we know who he's thinking about while in there. 😂

Comments

James Blandford

tiffany fong is a gem of a person. she gets all of the inside scoop with SBF!

Lunascape

holy shit is this real 💀

Liv

Wow, it’s a good week for you Stephen! 😂🤷‍♀️👊

Alt-Daemon

I was with him for half of that. Like Doctor Gonzo from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas said, "Even a goddamn werewolf is entitled to legal counsel". But that last bit? WHAT THE HELL DID HE MEANT BY THAT???

Robin Syl

Damn you do be living rent free in his head

Lewis Smith

Sounds like you hurt his feelings :(

Jumure

Bruh lmfao!!! His comment about defense attorneys almost had me conceding the point but then he said ‘wtf does he know about Ghislaine Maxwell’ like HELLO?? SIR??? No statement including that sentiment is going anywhere good abort mission LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

Adam Stenning

Wondering if coffeezilla has to pay for security? Flying a little too close to the sun perhaps.

JN

Lmao this is one of the rare occasions where knowing that someone hates you should fill you with pride

N B

Lmaoooo

CoinWater

Let's go Tiffany and Coffee! Must feel great, congrats!

Joel Goodall

Scammers dislike being caught, I'm sure somehow you'll carry on knowing you hurt their feelings 😂

UmamiTreasures

This dude's legal team is going to be pissed if they find out he's talking to a journalist like they're their best bud/therapist. His arrogance knows no bounds.

I’d rather not

This man is out here apologizing for giving us two posts when they’re gold

Aris Pattakos

He pretends not to remember the name Coffeezilla.. to prove what? 😂

Stephen Ford

To be fair, if your parents are Harvard law professors you probably heard a lot of stupid shit at the dinner table growing up…

Elizabeth Woodley

Well SBF?? WTF do *you* know about Ghislaine Maxwell?! 😬

Nolan

can’t wait for the video

DADDY NAT

This dude is such a dweeb

Carrie

Wear that as a badge of honor, my man!

Ross Vincent

Oh my gosh you YELLED at him? How could you do such a thing to a poor sweet innocent cherub like SBF?

Calvin

Coffee living rent free 😆

Emily

so i take it you're not going to be pen pals ☠️ this is both incredible AND hilarious. congrats!

Holly Elizabeth

"The guy who yelled at me for associating with bad people." SBF sounds like a child when he talks about this stuff. If I were a reporter, I wouldn't want to deal with his whiny ass. 💀

Thom Deleon

Absolutely incredible, you are doing the lord's work Coffeezilla.

Mik Quinlan

You absolutely 100% can judge a defence attorney on their clients. 🤣

lefty1999 .

As they say in the good old days "owned"

Janet Johnson

Wrong, Stephen. This is a leak of SBF's latest "UHHHMs".

Robert Stark

You know, SBF reminds me of Elon Musk. Smart in certain ways, and in other ways he has arrested development. A kind of immaturity which should disqualify him from holding such power of authority. Luckily his world is crumbling thanks to his behavior. Good job Coffeezilla!