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 wanted to share some thoughts on the SBF trial as well once I collected my thoughts. 

tl;dw Sam gets COOKED.

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Sam Bankman Fried vlog

talking about my experience at the SBF trial, watching Sam fidget and Caroline confess... all the stuff that you won't see in the transcripts.

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Nikolas Gonzalez

Overruled judge? Or is it overcooled? 😎😎😎

Warren

No 40 million dollar penthouse, no 10 million dollar studio.... but we do have the 1,000 color Aloha shirt.

Yoel Orue

The shirt Coffee is worth more than SBF at this point haha

AKCSL

When can we look forward to the Netflix dramatisation of this?

Tim Jamison

Thank you!! Very much appreciate your insights and perspective. If SBF goes on the stand, I do indeed hope that you go back to the trial! BTW Michael Lewis used to be one of my favorite writers. Past tense. I'm so disappointed.

Atama

For all of the times that you report on crypto scammers ruining lives and destroying futures, and getting away with everything due to the lack of regulation and public awareness of these crimes, it must be very gratifying to see someone actually facing justice for once.

Atama

Also, was the Cayman Islands shirt an attempt at irony? (I like it.)

Rae Rae

This really makes me wonder about people who are still fully, rabidly committed to crypto and coins. How can they be after seeing this? Thanks for being our eyes.

jjconway

If SBF takes the stand I bet you could raise funds to cover the trip in 20min.

Jessica Jeffery

Omg he actually did it! Coffee is in New York! I always thought he was a New Yorker because of his accent to be honest 😂. I can’t watch this vid now but will soon

Rox

Fascinating to hear it from someone on the front lines, thank you Coffee! I can't imagine how it must feel to see someone finally facing consequences for their actions... especially when it seems to be going so badly for the alleged criminal in question. I'm fascinated by how badly the defense is doing, and I'm looking forward to hearing more as things unfold. Get some proper pizza while you're in NY!

Gary Woodhead

Sounds like Sam just lost a tonne of XP 😉🤣

Evan Van Peursem

Thanks for taking the time to go do this? How easy was it to get into the trial?

Tareq Hamed

We'll never know the countless hours and resources you've saved us, not to mention the stress you've experienced for your content. Also love the unsupported signal cut at 10:30

Laura

Absolutely love that Sam had to see you there in the courtroom knowing that he loathes you so much lol. Keep up the great work Coffee!!!

Precious Cinnamon Bun

Loved this, would love more content like this! I feel a bit bad for Caroline, I'm a high-functioning autist and I get those vibes from her. Not surprised it took a lot for her to show her real feelings.

Dr Grey

Good old rat cross, lol.

Tanya Dixie

Coffeezilla meets Law and Order and the results are fascinating. If you do go again for SBF’s testimony, you are going to have to start the video with a dun-dun

Osman M

As much as I want to see this happen, if history is any indication of the future, he’ll get a Presidential pardon. Perhaps not now due to the backlash it’ll cause before the election, but in 4 or 8 years once everyone forgets about stuff. Regardless, this’ll be entertaining to watch. And the truth always wins in the end!

Nicholas Rednour

I'd only seen the YouTube part, because I'm new to the Patreon. I would love to have seen the look on SBF's face when he turned around and proceeded to process "Holy 💩! I can't get rid of him even here! What? Am I going to see ☕️him☕️ on visitor's day, too? Geez!" It had to have been priceless because he couldn't all of a sudden have somewhere else to be or something else to do…