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What's your english language skill?

  • English is my first language 144
  • English is not my first language, but I am more or less fluent 93
  • My english is not bad, I get by for what I want to do 28
  • I can understand some english, but it could be better 10
  • English? I use google translate most of the time 8
  • 2018-10-02
  • —2018-10-07
  • 283 votes
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Hello everyone :)

This poll is not strictly game related. Just curious how many of my patreons are native english or what your english skills are.

The image above doesn't really have much to do with the poll.But as a friend of mine said: A cute butt draws the eye!

But there is some connection at least (butts from left to right)

Eva is a native english US citizen

Desire is from Texas, so not sure she really speaks english at all. But well she qualifies for "more or less fluent" (don't mind me if you're from Texas)

Renée has french and some english roots. so she is the girl for "not bad or good enough"

Yvette is french as well, but without the additional english background. So she is our "some english" girl

Last one is Faye - she couldn't even understand that this was a butt image. Or do you see her butt somewhere? Well here goes our "google translate" candidate.

What did Fay say about it?Hey Faye!? What are you doing? We were asked to do a butt shot. Turn around!

Umm... Why? I like my tits a lot better and I'm pretty sure the audience does too!

...Collective *roll eyes* from the other four girls...

Thanks for reading,  enjoy the imageand also thanks to everyone who participates in the poll.

Darkhound

PS: Don't hesitate to write a comment if you feel like it. (could be about the poll or the image :) ) I'd be happy to read them.

EDIT: Original size, uncropped, uncompressed image added as requested.

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Housefred

Deutsch ist die Muttersprache, manche Sachen muss ich googeln bzw. ergeben sich aus dem Kontext

ThAdEaDmAn

english is mainly my only language i do know bits an pieces of others but always help to make people understand an also my english is canadien so there is a difference there between other english speaking countries so i am told lmao

Isaac

I am very bitter about English. Most of me can only help Google. XD Chinese is my native language.

TXgamer

Hey boss, we speak English in TX. You're thinking of the deep South or people from the mountains of West Virginia - much of what is spoken there barely qualify as English!

Argrond

My native is Ukrainian, but I've learned English since my first classes at school so I'm more or less aware of what's written or said (if it's not something too complicated or specialized). Still, right now I'm not too confident in my knowledges because I do not have any significant spoken English practice, so it's third choice for me. ) Oh, and I take this opportunity to ask you for more of Aly and Faye in next betas! )

darkhound1

Haha, as I said - no hard feelings. Lucky me I didn't tell where from Texas she's from :) Must be the far far deep deep south then.

TXgamer

LOL, wherever shes from she is welcome here anytime!

Nissebrygger

Gotta love that picture. And here is a bad pun on the old 'no ifs, no buts, no cuts' in holiday Island style to go with it: ifs, butts and [Faye's] coconuts. ;)

pmsrw3

Any chance you could give us that image as a hi-res zipped PNG file?

Hyperios

English isn't my first language, but I speak / write it on academic level. Desire is from Texas, hmm, always thought she had latina blood in her blood. Still she's hot like nobody's business and personal favorit thus far. Also Darkhound a quick question, were her character inspired by Alexis Breeze by any chance? :D

darkhound1

Sorry, it's only 1820x520. I had to render it in 4 parts to create it. But if you want to have it in this resolution uncompressed you can have it liek that, no problem.

darkhound1

Thank you for the answer and letting us know about yourself. Aly will get new content soon :)

darkhound1

Lol, no, only uneven light distribution. There was less on the right :D

darkhound1

She lives and grew up in texas, but her mother is from mexico :) I had to google Alexis Breeze, so not inspired by her. But I can see the resemblance. Thanks for sharing the details about your english skill with us.

pmsrw3

1820x520 would be great. Thanks.

Puppet Master

Wow, I thought that she was from India. I guess I can see the hispanic side though.

florent fisherman

Bonjour de France 🇫🇷 The name of Yvette poitrine is a pretty good hint that she is from here ^^

Dinomon

I think you've never visited France: there are a lot of French girls in your game (or, at least, in your image) but I'm quite sure you don't know French people very well. French people, even if they can speak english, refuses to do so; instead of speaking english with foreign people, they pretend they cannot speak that language. Before you ask: I'm from Italy, so it's probably because of that, that I'm talking so bad about the French :P ... not to mention the bad experience I had with a French girl in the past XD Ok I admit, I am the bad one here: this is the real reason I'm talking bad about French people

darkhound1

Happy you like her name. I think it fits her quite well :D

darkhound1

In fact I've even worked in france (Lyon) for about 2 years :) If you try to speak french and you know the ppl a little better, most are nice and try to help you along. Also trying to speak english or even german. What they don't like is that you just assume everyone wants to speak english and they "have to" do that too, even in their own country. To be honest, I can understand that to a certain degree.

Dinomon

Wow, you answered seriously to my comment, that didn't want to be so serious: I wanted to joke about the stereotype that Italians hate French (and viceversa I suppose). A serious comment from myself; I anticipate thet is a general comment, not referred to French people: I totally agree with your opinion about the understandable behaviour to expect that a person who is in your country for living (and so to work) learn your language; for example, when I was a teenager I lived for 6 months in Thailand: when I was there, I learned Thai and lived like a common Thai teenager (I was hosted in a Thai family); in the same town where I lived at that time, there was an Italian ghetto of people from my own country that was there for work. Even if they were in Thailand for more time than me, most of them couldn't speak Thai at all and they formed this ghetto by themselves; I'm the first in line to criticize this behavior (and I braught this example to let you understand that for me it's not a matter of nationality, but acting towards people; in my first comment I tryed to joke, as I've written before, about the stereotype that Italians and French hate each other, so I acted like I hate French; I apologize for not letting you understand my joke). Still joking: as you may already know, in Italy right now we have a very racist government: so I'd like to know your nationality and the color of your skin (especially this last information), because by that I will know if I can still talk to you or not XD Finally: I'd really like to thank you, both for this nice chat and for your game

darkhound1

All good. And you're right, I didn't understand it as a joke.