Do the King Thing Contest Voting: Final Round (Patreon)

A heartfelt thank-you to everyone who voted in the first round. Based on your votes (plus the Doof Crew selecting some stories from amongst those that didn't get seen by enough eyeballs in the first round) we have narrowed the field down to these six contenders.

We wanted to add that we were blown away by the overall quality of the submissions across the board. If we didn't already have insomnia from reading Insomnia, your disturbing tales would have definitely pushed us over the edge into madness.

Please read all six and vote on your favorite!

1. The Parking Lot by Dylan Trude 

2. Faraway and Faraday by Matt Newsom  

3. Death, Chicken, Heart by Yehuda Yeshurun 

4. The 7 Train  by Mickayla Clune 

5. Of Tales and Trees by Michael Hubbard 

6. Tallulah's Cab Ride by Jody Handley