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Caption Contest (Patreon)

Published:
2020-05-22 20:41:47
Imported:
2026-06

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What should the mouse be saying?

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Liam

"Cheese depletion is a hoax!"

Michael Camarra

This is a terrible life raft. We're all lactose intolerant.

Evan Fort

Rat 1: "nom nom nom" Rat 2: "See, I told you this was a better boat than those silly ships full of humans" Rat 3: "I'll remember to ask you again in 3 days"

Gaurav

"Yes, we'll all be dead soon, but what a wonderful short story you can write in the meantime, Franz Kafkamaus."

Gaurav

"I have an idea. Have you seen 'Swiss Army Man'?"

Eunice

Wouldn't worry 'bout it, we got plenty of food!

Andrew Shanahan

I know that it's our boat, Dwight, I just don't care.

Scott Beeson

Cliche answer: Look at me. I'm the captain now.

perryfellow

i was thinking “don’t interfere with the free market economy”, but it feels wannabe NYorkerish

dongraft

I told you to pull the trigger

Scott Beeson

"you can't have your raft and eat it too"

Scott Beeson

"I see you are both in the 'rather drown than starve camp'..."

Scott Beeson

"Hunger quickly drove a wedge between the group"

Brendan Dean

"At least we won't have to resort to cannibalism like last time!"

Joel Murray

dis situation looksa gouda toa mea

Joel Murray

"look, you're failing to see the silver lining here, bryce"

victor h

“Again, with the high cholesterol!”

Daisy

We appear to have some holes in our boat...

David Welch

"See? We've got plenty of food!"

Rob Allison

If only we'd realized the raft was edible before we had to eat poor Yorick.

Sam Reich

"Sustainable shmustainable!"

Brian Rusnica

“The cure cannot be worse than the problem itself!”

Sean McMahon

... so you're saying we starve.

Matthew Parry

Sorry you decided to go vegan Phil

Petros Britten

"Please tell me this ship isn't cheese."

Edward Steele

The more holes, the more buoyant - its science!

ShupFace

"Actually, the technical term for them is 'eyes'..."

Chris Frochaux

So... what did the mouse say? The suspense is killing me.

Chris Frochaux

So... what did the mouse say? The suspense is killing me.

Jas Maestranzi

"You can't die from constipation Earl!"

Alex Lévesque

“Yep, that’s a sponge. We’re more screwed than I thought, guys”

Peter Saulnier

"Quit your worrying...peak cheese isn't real."