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Born to Ken 04 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-02 22:26:57
Edited:
2025-03-05 21:48:41
Imported:
2026-06
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Party Foul

Okay, this got out of hand, but... fuck it, I like it.And, yes, I know I could've just cut this up into two different kommissions and held onto it until the next BtK kommission came due, but that's not how I roll.Next up, NWD!

Comments

Andrew B

Please, please have the Feldivers greet people with a rousing “For Democracy!”

Tyric Gaias

That *takes a drag from a cigarette'* was perfect.

Starfall20

Um, isn’t this the Lee that got his final invaded by the KoC’s? I wonder if he knows anyone better in the department to call. Also Lee is going to lose his shit, well more than he already would. Also the infosec of the show more button is one of most hilarious way to hide all the shit that this Lee has done.

Flbiv

As always, definitely need more of this! Thanks for the chapter!

Vrenze

FOR SUPER CORP!

Meudon

Edits as he realized he’d gone -> as she Bass to Mouth -> Ass where are we going.” -> going?" mpw having a quiet -> having a quiet

Prospero

All the Madness of Helldivers with the multiversal toybox of the Company. This is gonna be wild and require at least two after action sweeps and reports to tag everything.

Dragonhulk

Well, this just kicked things up a notch.

Ramon Diaz

Gotta be honest, I shouldn't be surprised but I am at how the company is screwing over a team that is supposed to save their agents when they screw up. Like really, you want to save a few bucks so you hurt the people responsible for saving your most important product. I know things like this happen in real life, which is why I shouldn't be surprised but I am. As soon as I read that this was a recurring mission for them I knew something was up. It was just a lot worse than I expected. I know Capbie mentioned being raped in the previous chapter which is a fucking problem but not all of these girls are that tough. Unless I am mistaken Bombie still thought she was a virgin since the Ken she arrived with died to save them before they got around to it. The only good thing is that they don't remember what happened. Also I have to mention the inner monologue of Newbie especially the part where she was taught that just because a man is willing to do things with a woman when she asks its not a sign of weakness or spinelessness, and that if that had not been drilled into her head she would think lesser of Lee. Reminds me of the way most western women treat the men who are nice to and help the women they like.

PublicLee Speaking

The Vamp didn't know who Boombie was either, so it was just Capbie, Shotbie, Medbie, and Snipbie who he'd victimized, along with a number of now dead Barbies, like Wheelbie, whose demise is why Boombie became Boombie, and the new Newbie was assigned to them. Boombie had, however (and this will come out in later chapters) dismissed Snipebie's paranoia of mind controllers, having never felt it before, until she was trapped in her own head, and was taking it particularly hard, while Newbie, who intellectually knew they existed, just went 'Oh, that was bad', not having heard the horror stories from the previous Barbies like Boombie had, so doesn't realize how close she came from having, to put it lightly, a pretty bad time. Edit: And, yeah, The Company is not a good place to work, though, even for The Company, what the Vamp did was wrong, it was just he was smart enough to pick targets that couldn't fight back (like most abusers do), except he just saw the armor and mentally went 'Ken', the lack of Kencifer's visible facial expressions not letting him twig to the fact that something was different about the situation, and so continued on with his standard biases.

GAMB42

Got to admit this fic is truly growing my appreciattion over time. The part with the twilight mission went bad real fast but the resolution was satisfying (though the lack of greater focus on the Barbies learning they where raped and how they are dealing with it is kind of a bummer?) But the cliffhanger at the end is the clincher, is the team gonna have to fight a whipe host of multiverse characters? Because if a heavy hitter shows up they are toast...

Ramon Diaz

Thanks for clearing that up. So, not as bad as I through, must not have caught the part of him not recognizing Bombie, she must be stewing in the fact she barely escaped the same fate as some of the girls around her. I suppose the company or at least the guy managing this asshole overlooked his violations because he did not cause permanent harm to them. Although technically being the reason some of the previous Kens killed themselves because of what he did should have been something not so easily overlooked.

PublicLee Speaking

You're assuming a level of oversight that doesn't exist. Remember, Agents work on the Dimensional Frontier of The Company's operations, so until someone complained, all The Company knows is the Vamp kept providing Product, so was paid according to his contract, and his Manager went 'Nah, it's cool', so a larger investigation never happened. Had the Manager not been getting a kickback (which if you're caught (and only if you're caught) is a big no-no (though anyone also getting a kickback probably won't turn you in lest they get noticed doing so as well)), they wouldn't've even gotten in trouble, and might have even gotten a promotion for 'creative asset utilization', though, in turn, the Manager probably didn't know what the Vamp was doing herself, as... why should she? And, you have to remember that Kens are the lowest of the low, they're expected to drop like flies, and it only happened 7 times over the course of 6+ years (Where, in this squad alone, the number of Kens lost was in the triple digits), which is unfortunate, but even Class C, the 'nicest' of the Classes, would go 'Looks like you can't cut it', while, if they'd stuck it out, broke the conditioning, and came back with a vengeance, they would've been respected, probably promoted out of the post, likely taking their Barbie Squad with them, whereupon those seven slots would be filled with an entirely brand new Squad. And as for the Managers in charge of the Loss Prevention Squads... There was a REASON they all got their souls eaten by a Company Arbitrator Azathoth.

Seraphi

Really cool chapter, naruto soon.

Tyric Gaias

Man, I sure hope this improves Medbie’s opinion of Lee…. Probably not but I can hope!

The GrandMage

It's kind of funny, because if the Company let him buy a way to switch between Twilight worlds without the Team involved it would have had him keep sending in product.

SoraWolf7

Oh man, shit's about to hit the fan, and brother, Kencifer's team is not downwind.

daniel koval

Ok what is a feldiver and please tell me that is is as fun as the “stimmed” up Helldivers they are named after! Also I think they’re should be more shown of the Barbie’s going to therapy or coming to terms with the whole rapier agent issue.