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Dark Duolingo [extended bonus ep] (Patreon)

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2023-03-02 12:01:01
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The lads love you so much they had to hit y'all with a brand new exclusive extended bonus episode. In this most excellent ep the lads talk some MAJOR sh*t about their colleagues (but are now done with that type of toxic behavior). How we're unmatched taste makers now (film recommendations check). A wild ass question game for you (the audience). Eric's encounter with a major celebrity from the Harry Potter cinematic universe (you won’t believe it). Supernatural type sh*t is also discussed heavily. How Nate got hacked recently by someone who speaks Spanish. A legendary TRUE story about Mr. Tom Cruise and his on-set antics. We invested in better equipment & fixed some of our audio problems so it should be a crisp, smooth listen thank u for your patience and god bless u as well.

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Nat

I’m thankful for Joy Tactics

5AB

1. I would call my wife and ask her for President Obamna’s number. While she looks for that, I would pop some popcorn and watch this sh*t go down. 2. Shoot me. I would use the $20M to upload my consciousness into the metaverse. 3. Yes. I would Greta Thunberg y’all’s asses based on the brand of NA beer y’all are tweeting about. 4. Katniss. Mr. Potter is married and don’t play around with that stuff.

Grace

My fav ep yet!! 😹😹😹

Margeaux

20 mill shot to death easy

Tanner York

1. Call family and i would eat a wagyu beef burger or steak 2. shoot me and get the 20 mil 3. I would find you probably 4. Grown up harry potter and he could use spells to make the night last long asf 🪄

mediocreson

Gods not dead, he's surely alive! I know this because he is living through the three of yall. I hope yall have a blessed week, much love.

Sarah

Hi all, not going to answer that first question due to of its deeply personal nature but for question two boiled for more money because my eye is on the ball like that.

Graham

Literally Tom Cruise should come on the show, he needs show that he can still ride with the young guns (which he definitely can)

Deano

1. I would probably already be with my grand-aunt so I would have to say probably my step cousin. He makes a skyline chili that would blow your balls off. As for a last meal I would have to go with skyline chili and some no-bake cheesecake. 2. Shot to death 20 mill 3. I’ll know where you’re all going before you even get there 4. Katniss from hunger games because I would like to imagine her dominating me sexually

Scott

1. Call my parents and tell them that their worst nightmare is coming true and that they are going to live to see one of their children die. Eat a burger and tacos all smothered in queso and tossed in a paper bag. 2. I would rather get shot. Burning sounds painful and I’m starting to believe that your headspace while dying has some affect on your passing.. Even if we just fade to black nothingness, I imagine there’s something apart of that fading that can be affected if we die brutally. Maybe I’m just crazy 3. No but I know a go that could handle y’all’s asses. JK 4. Katniss

yung_scholar

1. I would eat chipotle because y’all need to get sponsored asap

J-boi

Q: [Jack] If a Nuclear bomb went off and you had ten minutes to call somebody tell you they love them, tell you you love them, what’re you gunna say? who do u call to say you love them? Rephrase Q: If a nuclear bomb was about to go off, right in front you, you had ten minutes what are you gunna eat? Who you gunna call? My A: I would apologize to my brother for that one time I threw a us history book at his head. I was out of pocket. And I probably wouldn’t want to eat because I don’t want the future humans to find me with shit in my drawls. Q: [Eric] Would you rather be basically, whatever there’s, you are put into a big giant pot and scalded to death, but you get 40 million dollars, or would you rather be basically shot, whatever, all over your body and you get 20 million dollars? Oh ! And you get the money two days before you go, so you get to spend it like crazy. My A: shot. Q: [Nate] If a, Do you think that, you know, if all three of us were in another country, and you didn’t know where we were, do you think you could find us, and kill us… if you, just, just with the resources that you have… if we were like, “we’re we’re gunna fly out to somewhere, you don’t, we not gunna tell you where, and we’re going to be tweeting a lot, by the way, where we are at.”, and you can kinda use the clues, the context clues of, uh kinda geo map, what’s that called? Jack you’re into to this shit -[jack]nah I don’t fuck with games like that- [eric]geo guesser- [jack] oh what’s that, sounds interesting, [nate] geo guesser, [jack] cheese guest?.. (all three talk at the same time)…[nate]geo guess your way into a murder, [eric] once you find us, by the way, we’re not going to put up a fight, you get to execute us, when you have to find us. [Jack] So that question is kind of a yes or no question, Do you think you can find us? My A: Yes, I just watched Chinatown with Jack Nicholson. - “This business takes a certain deal of finesse.” Q: [Eric] Would you rather have one magical night with… Harry Pott…or Katniss from The Hunger Games? Andddd you know what I mean by magical right? [Jack] Eric that’s a children. Those are children Eric. [Eric] Obviously they’re adults at this point. Whatever, adult versions. A: I know Harry could make it really magically special, but Katniss as an adult version is sexy as hell, so I’m going with Kitty Kat.

Stephen

Left a ‘Like’ for Eric!

Fuji Prince

1. No one, because men cant reach out to anyone or we’ll be seen as weak. We have to be the strong ones. 2. Burned because im assuming ill be in a big pot like im gonna be soup and that sounds mad funny like im bugs bunny or something 3. Yes, and it would honestly be easy af bc im an eagle scout and i had to go through some shit to get there 4. Katniss, because she is a strong independent woman

Joy Tactics
>>103159794

What’s weird is men can actually reach out for help now it is not seen as weak at all, and we are actually a part of the dialogue and movement that is changing what it means to be a man in the modern world

Peter T.

Did you three grow up goin to church as kids? You've mentioned it here and there. Curious if it played a big part in your upbringings, maybe you could discuss more on the show. Seems like growing up with some religion and then basically going atheist is the way to go in life 👍

Ry

1) id give off one last Thank call to those little hobbit like people down in australia. Cause they seem to appreciate love more than us American pigs 2) 20 million then shot up. but id dodge all the bullets matrix style, escape, then spend my cash making a movie only for people who understand real film (like a24 style) 3) id find y’all easy but I’m not executing y’all, I’d buy us some Guinness in a pub so we can talk about life and cry. But I secretly poisoned yalls beer. Bye bye 4) reading great novels like the Harry Potter and A hunger games already gives me my magical nights, so I’d probably just stay celibate

Joy Tactics
>>103171939

Eric and Nate definitely did the church shit. Eckhart Tolle - New Earth …. Essential joy tactics reading list for the spiritually reborn and conscience millennial type individual

Peter

started losing it @ “”do u think this podcast could get haunted”

jumbotortilla

1. Probably call my gf (Maddie, beautiful) and tell her how much she means to me and how meaningful she’s made my life. Then call my parents and brother and thank them for being such amazing parts of my life and giving me so many amazing memories and opportunities and make sure they know i love them with my whole heart. then you know i gotta crank one out and die like the pompeii man 2. not sure i understood this one but probably get burned? i’ll just spend all the money on fent and go out in the wildest high i could ever physically experience 3. Yeah honestly no you guys look like gta 3 npcs in a not bad way so i don’t think my chances are great 4.Harry potter id make him do magic to my testes for great sex

Quincy Judd

ask and ye shall receive, thats all I gotta say. 50 minutes of joy

Harry Wendorff

1.)I would try and borrow as many phones as possible to call as many PEOPLE as possible to spread one simple message. : “Guys, we have to take care of each other. We have to look out, and support eachother. If we don’t this whole game of ours goes belly up. So remember me, Harry Wendorff, and write books about this moment where I taught the world to live as one. Please, I beg of you”

Harry Wendorff

2.) I would rather be shot, I would spend the money on all sorts of crazy kung fu (it’s like karate) lessons. That way I could catch the bullets. I keep the cash and my life. Doesn’t sound to bad now does it?

Harry Wendorff

3.) I’m not even going to entertain the idea of killing Nate or Eric.

Harry Wendorff

4.) I would love to have a magical night with Katniss. I’m more sexually inclined to the ladies, sorry fellas

Quincy Judd

1. Nice big bowl of homemade pasta and my vineyards chardonnay, callin my dad 2. I think I’d love to be boiled in a stew, 40 mil too? 3. Geoguessr is my fucking shit you motherfuckers are done, Instead of killing you though I’d thank you for allowing me to travel the world and see this beautiful world

kydefa

Hey, Moho here 👋 and I’m comin for ur passwords, amigos 😈

Adam Leslie

I'm late but joyful as hell, so here goes: 1. A coke Icee and some hot fries, my grandparents 2. Stew so I get to feed the world my body like JC 3. I think I'd probably get stuck hanging with the cool people I meet - turns out yall did too and we meet up on accident and I dap y'all up, give joyful hugs, and give y'all kisses on the cheek (non-US international style) 4. Katniss

Aidan Attema

Looking forward to figuring out why this ep has 52, now 53, comments.