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In honor of Jesse Ventura appearing on Saturday Night's Main Event, we're bringing him on the show to give his Top 10 Conspiracies of the Week!

Send in your conspiracies and Jesse might read them!

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Andy Pacconi

You know McMahon, I recently discovered your new favorite celebrity. You love Diddy not for his music but because you think he's a great role model.

Libel Chief

The reason Luigi Primo has been off TV is because he's tried to buy a Ghost Gunn from the Daddy Ass and Billy ratted him out. Last anyone's heard from him, he was excited about visiting a health insurance conference in New York City.

Amir

You know McMahon , I think you have a stimulation deviece up your son in law’s ass and you tease him when he dosen’t book the angles the way you want because why would he make Wyatt Sicks lose already ?

Imeditswhatido Aka: Ed Thomas

You know McMahon, when Saturday Night’s Main Event debuted back in 1985, NBC wanted to cross promote with Saturday Night Live, but Hogan didn’t want job to Randy Quaid who was a cast member at the time….shitters were full, brother!

Uncle Saudi

Ciampa is the venom to Johnny’s spiderman trying to control him to do bad things.

Leprechaundom

You know McMahon, Jake the Snake Roberts was only allowed to have snakes smaller than two feet so Hogan can keep saying he's the only one with 24 inch pythons in the WWF.

The Rizzler

You know McMahon, Andrew was an accident. Joe has always been the chosen one. Slamilton is nothing more than Andrew’s emotional support companion.

Paul Ellering's Glove Hand

You know McMahon, the real reason Andrew will be doing the AEW/NXT podcast again is just so he can ask Josh the name of the team with Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus more often.

Angelo Gaetano III

You know, McMahon never left the company....no, you see he's actually just filming an extended episode of "Undercover Boss" under the alias Drew Mac-n-fart.... Which is his second favorite thing to do other than shit.

Kevin Kee

You know McMahon the real reason we are doing conspiracy theories this week is because it was Kurt Angle’s birthday on Monday and Andrew doesn’t want to give the recipe to Kurt Angle’s Cum Cake

The Bearded Manager

You know the reason that Triple H buried Scott Steiner is because Stephanie McMahon couldn't resist the Genetic Freak, and the result is that Bron Breakker is actually half McMahon.

Tyrone Grizz

You know McMahon, the only reason Xavier Woods wanted to control the camera on RAW is because he has experience in that area with 2 of his good buddies from a few years back

That Cemetery Guy

The WWE has been pushing the reptilian agenda to subtly control the masses by distracting them with WWE’s larger-than-life drama. Their end goal? To turn humans into docile fans willing to chant “You Deserve It”—for the reptilian overlords.

Keembo

You know McMahon. PPVs always seem to end right at the top of the hour, seems too coincidental. I'm starting to think some of these main events may be fixed.

GreenDad

Why are the What’s Wrong With Wrestling guys avoiding Andrade voice? Is it because they know it’s the new best impression?! Put. The. Impression. In. The baaaaag.

Bill Kapri

Jacob Fatu Best Comment

Cheesecake Nakamura

You know Mcmahon the reason Wrestlemania is so expensive is so you can afford to pay off your NDAs.

American Marks

You know McMahon, most people don't know this but the United healthcare shooters back pack wasn't actually filled with monopoly money. It was chock full of Joes $1 bets. Follow the money

Lil Donnys Choo Choo train

You know McMahon the great thing about a top ten list is that when Andrew pisano does them, they go to 20. # HollywoodHogwash

Pop Culture Junkie

Vince McMahon discovered his father Vince Senior was planning to reconcile with Vince Jrs. mother. But Vince Jr came up with the plan to buy out his father & send him to an early grave so he could have mommy all to himself because the only way he can cum is when mommy makes him poo poo on her.

Danae Sands

Cody Rhodes’ loyalty still lies with AEW. He used his time there as a trial run for how to bring down a promotion while appearing to be its top babyface.

Steven Lally

I was at my bar last night and this weird, bald, cross eyed guy walked in. When I went up to him he said “excuse me young man…..I nEeD a dRinK!!!! (Home improvement😦😦😦😦😦😦)

TJ I see a baby I kill it Blair

You know McMahon the Real reason Andrew is bringing back the NXT/AEW podcast is he’s secretly a AEW mark and wants a excuse to say he watches it

Eric Ngu

You know how Eric and Joe call out all the time. Andrew if you had to call out, would there still be an episode that week and do you trust Eric and Joe to run the show?