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AMA May! (Patreon)

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2023-05-25 18:56:17
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The box. You opened it, we came! (caliente)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fA2TXbUhbc&ab_channel=CognitiveDissonance

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Bra Straps and Bitch Slaps

Cecil might’ve been talking about Fufu. It’s like a really spongy bread dough and it’s delicious.

Cognitive Dissonance Podcast
>>109324611

I kinda thought that too when Cecil said it but he also said it was an Ethiopian dish; i think fufu is from Ghana. I'm not sure if fufu is also eaten in Ethiopia tho. Either way i want some now.

Jay Voigt

A golden retriever sized cat is called a Cougar/Puma/Mountain Lion.

Ryan Parker

Pocket giraffe is the perfect dirt pocket animal!!! You’re a genius! And not, genius like my friend has convinced himself and tries to convince others of because he thinks he has a 140+ IQ because he took a free online test that tells everyone they’re a genius so you’ll pay for their other crap and certificate… But actual genius! Think about it? Why do we like little animals in our shirt pocket? Because they look adorable all snuggled up and pooling their little heads out to see what’s crackin?! BUT! What is the number one problem and concern? That they will use those cute little footsies of theirs to climb right out and fall to the ground! Or? Change their minds the second they hear the equivalent to, “It was at this moment…. He knew, he fucked up.” in whatever animal language they speak? Depending on the critter? Right before they desperately try to crawl back into your pocket and do so by desperately clawing into your shirt and skin to do so! A pocket giraffe? Is PERFECT! And solves both problems! His neck is long enough that he always has his adorable little head and face popping out and looking around. And is the talk of the party and total chick magnet. Obviously. But, he also can’t climb out and get away or hurt himself! He has no claws, and better yet? He can’t reach shit! HA! Go ahead pocket giraffe! Lift your leg as high as you can! You could be the master yogi of the pocket giraffe kingdom, and still never come close! I love it! Get on that please Ian. We need pocket giraffes as soon as giraffeically possible! Thank you. And now for my other last thought! And I’m being more serious here. But still in a light hearted way. It’s a sincere question though. I get not wanting to tell Tom about not liking his poetry. However, once it’s written? It’s written. It is what it is so to speak. That’s art. And is a matter of taste. It is a one time thing. Unless you’re critiquing something technical in regard to the poem that could then be applied to future poetry? (Yes I absolutely see the irony of those sentences in relation to my next question.) I understand not wanting to hurt your friends feelings in that case. Even though I personally? Would prefer honesty. That said? I’m curious as to why you wouldn’t want the truth in regard to a meal you cooked Cecil? And let me clarify… I can understand if it is a recipe you have made a hundred times? And you love it. Maybe it just isn’t for Tom? But, if it were a new recipe you were trying? Or, maybe you were trying some new things and fiddling with a favorite of yours? Would you still not want to hear if it didn’t taste good? Or worse? He thought it was awful? The poetry I get, as it is a one off. However? The recipe? You could actually do things to improve. But only if you were aware of what any issue might be. And now that I’ve typed this all out? I’m beginning to feel as if maybe? Juuuuust maybe? I am way overthinking this… And maybe should have understood that you were making a broader point. And not taken it so literally. 😂 My bad. But really? Simpler question… Do you, or would you like to hear criticism (Constructive. Not negative.) in regard to a new thing you were trying in the kitchen? Or is that just a solid no from you dawg?

Ryan Parker
>>109656346

My iPhone is trash and won’t let me see all of my post let alone edit it. That should say shirt pocket obviously.

Anthony Fieno

Just got to this. Yall should watch the debate Peterson did with Matt Dillahunty. He really exposed him and it was great. As for burgers American cheese is the best but nothing besides ketchup and sometimes onion should be on it.