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Quick little drawing of my now-wife. Thanks again for all the congrats and well wishes! 😙

Honeymoon kinda sucked actually! We went to South Beach in Miami. We've had a good time at other vacation spots in FL but this wasn't really our style. It's overpriced and kinda gross, and the sleazy party vibe was too much for us esp after all the stress and excitement of the wedding. I got sick, Yui broke out in a stress rash, and we were both just really tired and missing home, so we said F it and flew back early. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

On the plus side, we saw lots of really cool historic Art Deco buildings from the 20's and 30's, and we visited the World Erotic Art Museum which was pretty neat!

Anyway, thanks for being patient while I was gone. Back to your regularly scheduled pervy stuff!

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DarkWolf2000

Shoot! I completely forgot to leave a congrats. D: well, congratulations :D hope you two have a happy life together. Excellent picture as well

J Fratt

Beautiful Drawing!♥️😍 it'll just make/mean that your anniversary will skyrocket in more excitement I'm sure tho!

May

super cute pic, im a sucker for when artists draw their S/O's, her tattoo is really cute btw!

jam-orbital

Thank you! It looks a lot better in real life lol

Soulpiece

Sucks y’all didn’t enjoyed it, especially your wife getting a stress rash hope she doing fine now, but at least you got……… museum memories.

jam-orbital

Thanks! She's OK now. It just kinda flares up from time to time. It cleared up pretty quickly once we got home.

Mixadozer

It’s a damn shame about the honeymoon but I hope the wedding was good enough to make up for it somewhat. Hope you guys manage to have a great trip somewhere else soon! Happy to have you back and posting the good shit once more.

Mixadozer

Anytime my guy 👍!

DudeDoodlingDamsels

Cute looking dude bordering on femboy married to a pretty looking big titty goth? Some matches are made in heaven >wO

Markus 1313

Late Congrats, Sorry the honeymoon sucked in Miami if you think that's overpriced try Naples Florida makes south beach look like a five and dime

Mafiahamster

Awww sucks that your honey moon was kinda bad but the future is looking great! :D PS: love the big titty goth gf

RoxyEmerald

You're living the big tiddy goth dream, congratulations to you! :D

Kinbaka (edited)

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2026-09-05 23:00 Congrats again you two!! 🎉🎂🎉
2022-05-14 06:06

PWMRM

Congrats again on getting married!! Hope the spa trip in a few months is able to make up for the sucky honeymoon. Just be sure to plan and put it on the calendar so you don't forget to go on it!

Cerebus1995

Sorry to hear about your honeymoon. But at least you had some fun there. Also, how is the museum? I kind of wanted to put it on my bucket list.

JohnWick141

If this is your wife your the luckiest guy of the world, every luck on the world for you and your wife. 👍

Sen Trillion

Sorry about the honeymoon being so stressful, hope you guys get a chance to relax and just take it easy at home.

Xocoxoco

Sorry on the honeymoon. Sometimes it's better just to get something nice from home, like some professional massages or a bonfire.

NS✦47

Cute! Glad your honeymoon wasn’t all sucky, but I hope the do-over goes well 🤞

Fernando Carmona jr

First off, a late congratulations to the two of you. Second, as a florida resident, Florida's toooo expensive for anything fun, believe me. Plus, the people here are douchebags.

KayDee43

Sorry it wasn't super fun :/ you guys have lots more trips ahead of you that will be full of great mems! Sounds like a really cool museum though. And this drawing is amazing!!

jam-orbital

Thanks! Like I said we've had good times in FL before, but I can see what you mean. I'm from NY so I'm used to people being rude, being loud, littering, walking slow, getting in the way, getting trashed in public, etc etc. Miami was still too much for me. It has the worst people out of anywhere we've ever visited. It's like if the Wal Mart parking lot was a city.

jam-orbital

Thank you! A low-key spa weekend should be way more our speed :D

Dandrake

Well look on the bright side. You survived the stomping grounds of Florida Man.

jam-orbital

It's pretty cool! They have a painting of Geppetto screwing Donald Duck that is now burned into my brain for the rest of my life.

Trevor Bond

Yeah, Florida's kind of a mess most of the time. Just means you need to declare a mulligan and have a second one later in the year!

R

South Beach is a shit hole, jam. Southern Florida is kinda....a hot mess. That's why people vacation in lesser known spots like Lauderdale or Ft Myers. Clearwater isn't bad, either! Then again, check out TN if you like rural spots.

jam-orbital

We've been to Ft Lauderdale a couple of times! I've heard Miami is kinda sketchy but I was like... We've never been there before, it's not too long of a flight, it's on the beach, it's walkable with lots of little shops and local attractions... How bad could it be? Oh well. 🤷‍♀️

Owain Gestalt

Coming from a local: Va isn't terrible. Plenty of historical stuff if that's your jam. Also Virginia Beach is lovely in the spring. Plus you're only about 2-4 hours from Washington so plenty to do and see! But if you're going for Beach vibes: South Myrtle Beach in SC is pretty nice too

jam-orbital

Good to know! She's actually suggested Myrtle Beach in the past, so it's on the list for sure.

Vaanred

Honestly best thing i have seem come out of Florida is the Moistverse