Crawl here and beg for My attention, (Patreon)

So, you've decided to crawl here and beg for My attention, slave? Pathetic. I've had a lot of dogs like you come wagging their tails, but not many with a lot of brains... Or skill. Tell me a bit more about what you're good at, besides grovelling like a fool. Can you even beg properly? Can you kiss ass like a pro? I see no tears in those eyes, so I'm inclined to think the answer to both of those is 'no'. Is my assumption correct?