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Francis Scott Key (Spangled Version) (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-31 21:00:03
Imported:
2024-03

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With the collapse of a major bridge in the Baltimore Harbor this week, Mr. P discovered that Mrs. P never learned about Francis Scott Key or why a Baltimore bridge would be named after him in Catholic School.

Using every tab possible, Mr. P explains the highlights of Francis Scott Key's most famous moment in life, the poem he wrote, the drinking song he ripped off, and then the most shocking surprise of them all happens acapella style.

Get ready to feel patriotic and then immediately crash back to the historic realities of America's problematic past.

Alex will be performing live in Philly April 12th/13th: Tickets Here

TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE

Comments

sykopoet

The Francis Scott Key key?

Rilesthelion

The Francis Scott Key -Phoebe Waller Bridge mix up is pure comedy gold. Hilarious unintentional joke on British sounding names with the double entendre of Isobel Waller Bridge being a composer Mrs.P.

Wiscoliz

My sister is a library director and she had all non-fiction together because of how much more straightforward and accessible the information is in “kid” books!

Wiscoliz

Because adults at the library without kids are reluctant to go to the children’s section to find a book. And because sometimes a kid might need/want a higher level of detail but not know it is okay for them to go to adult nonfiction

E

Manifesting ContraPoints as a guest. I need that to happen.

Wiscoliz

Falling apart at “horny fairy ✨literature✨”

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

When Mrs P wished the returning Patreon, Lady Jazz Hands, a happy birthday and that she hoped she got to sleep in, I thought, that's a parent's wish! It never goes away, even when they're grown. Just let me sleep in. Goes I'm going to Portland this summer for Alex's show.

Fingerbang_fairy

I was very surprised by Alex’s singing. Good job my boy 👏

Alanna

I think on some level, deep in Mrs P’s grey matter, she once knew Francis Scott Key had something to do with bridges. However, the neuro pathway to that info had almost entirely withered from disuse, thus that wild leap to Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

Bob's Ironwork

I wanna hear about Warhammer and the Black Templars

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

I must confess the whole time both of you were talking about Columbia I was thinking of Columbia from Rocky Horror Picture Show! 😅😂🤣

Harper Lee

Alex singing the National Anthem>>>> Fergie singing the National Anthem

DamnYouVodka

DR JELLY BEANS AS A CAT NAME -- I CANNOT 😂 😂 😂

Serason

I don’t care if it takes 10 episodes, I am SO down for a Warhammer Lore Series

Moth_Goblin

My husband tried to explain Warhammer to me. I glazed over and told him he needed a cheaper hobby lol

Spacey Stacey

Francis Scott Key is buried in the city I live. I was surprised the grave didn't get vandalized. We also have a mall named after him (the FSK mall) which is surprisingly still operating. Our minor league team is called The Frederick Keys. There's more. It's a lot for one dude who wrote a shitty poem imo 😅

Sly Cooper

1 standup tour pit stop in Chicago between St. Louis and Indianapolis 2 need a warhammer lore dump please start with the orks

Jennifer

I'd love to hear about Warhammer!

Coco Boomslang

I have been laughing non stop for 5 minutes at "raccoon with a strawberry" behavior. 🤣🤣🤣

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

PLEASE sing at least the first verse for us at the Portland show! 😆 you're actually good!

Ayla F

I'm not sure if it's one of those situations like with the name DuBois where Americans pronounce it differently (here in Canada people use doo-bwa as opposed to doo-boyz) but I've always heard the name Cockburn pronounced as Co-burn

Mun

The reason you kept getting F Scott Fitzgerald when you were googling Key is because his full name is Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald. He's Key's descendant.

Deadmansgirl21

Thank you Mrs. P for seeing Chicago for what it is 🥲 Good food

Mun

Looking for summer camp stuff in my county, I just discovered that there's an elementary school and community center named after Dr. Beanes.

Bubbsiedaisies

I became a Patreon on april 1st I didn't know I helped the push goal! Success!

Jessipoot

Shhiiiiit Alex can carry a tune 😂

Tri-sarah-tops

Scurrying like a raccoon w a strawberry is going to be my goto phrase for being excited

Tri-sarah-tops

I don't think ACOTAR gets good till the 4th/5th book

Radish The Drunk Bard Gnome from Wisconsin

Hello from the future! 2 years later and The NTSB investigation report just came out. :( and sadly Milwaukee is the most segregated city in the country because of red lining. As for The Duchess, I read her biography. She had a kind of sad life. She’d make a great episode of her own though! She had a VERY interesting life.