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Story Report -Patricia Wants to Cuddle (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-21 21:00:05
Edited:
2025-07-14 15:46:44
Imported:
2024-04
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Mrs. P's book club returns and SPOILERS abound for this retelling of Patricia Wants to Cuddle by Samantha Allen. It's the Bachelor meets Harry and the Hendersons, meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre, meets the L Word, meets reddit, this book has it all and it just never stops serving more!

Join Alex as he is COMPLETELY engrossed in Mrs. P's retelling of this completely original 21st century tale that just keeps getting better every minute until the SHOCKING FINALE.

Comments

MaisterWizard

2 hours and a joint here i go 😂

Erin

BOOK CLUB let’s gooooooo!

Raggedy Andy

I had a great time reading this! Way off the beaten path of my normal reads.

Pirin Tablets

My great aunt was named Margaret Davies. The emotions that I went through while reading this book 😂 wild

Lauren Jane

Yo! what's your SG, Mrs P?! I feel like looking through your reading list would be more better than aimlessly scrolling in Libby 😂

Nikki Ann

I’m 5 min in. But wanted to say my mom has video of me doing karaoke sitting on the floor with my back to the audience because I have severe anxiety with public speaking or anything. Also I’m a terrible singer lol.

on vibes 24_7

This is the first time I read the book ahead of time and I’m so exciteddddd

S•P•Q•R

I think she's too anti-social media to let that out...

S•P•Q•R

Also, I posted on their slack links to this podcast, the SG page for 'Patricia', and mentioned the pull quote. I think a ton of those listeners would enjoy.

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

A lesbian loving Bigfoot! I have so many questions.. first is the lady Bigfoot a vegetarian and does she own a U-Haul on the island? 😏 I’m totally imagining all the care takers wearing Birkenstocks, flannels and driving Subaru’s. You know the outdoorsy lesbian types with a touch of sporty mixed in… Seriously now I’m going to have to read this book because I’ve got to know the answers to my questions!

E

I read this in anticipation and thought it was super fun, but in my mind, I thought this was going to result in all the contestants deciding to stay and be the next generation of Patricia’s lesbian polycule.

Arlo the Average

I respect a woman who sees a monster rip apart her terrible coworkers and thinks “that’s hot”

YoAnge

"This is Otter Island!!" 🤣

El Reed

The Book Club is SOOO GOOD. This book sounds amazing.

Patronofchaos

I really want Mrs. P to do a Married at First Sight Australia episode now 😂

All Glory to the Hypno Toad

Just finished listening to this episode and it is simply tremendous and I absolutely HAVE to read the book now.

✨Ariel✨from✨Footloose✨

This was amazing! I haven’t been a big reader since high school and Mrs P is inspiring me to get a library card to rent books on an app 🩷

Courtney F.

Hey hey! First, I LOVE the podcast, and the name is great! I thought you'd might appreciate this - at work, we play a game where someone says "STOP! TAB CHECK! HOW MUCH WATER HAVE YOU HAD SO FAR TODAY?" We all tell our tab count and hold up water bottles. Sometimes this forces us to close tabs we don't need, and go refill the water bottle

Lulu

Can you make a book club playlist?

Evergreen Dreams

“$100 jawns from Amazon” SENT ME 😂 Mrs. P called her weave crunchy!