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On Today's episode, Mrs. P really booms Mr. P when it comes to Philadelphia history and a collection of German monks who just had a terrible time.

This episode has it all, cold medicine, celibacy, an intro that was re-filmed at least 6 times.

Alex has added more cities to the tour! Including, NJ, AZ and CA!

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Lauren Jane

The absolute chaos that Alex was interjecting into this episode made me realize why the real Sudafed is now locked up behind the pharmacy counter

_Magistra_Pearlman_is_Best_Girl_ bring her back

Angel Hernandez is the worst Umpire in Baseball History. He doesn't fucking understand how the game works, his calls are always shit, the fact that he hasn't been run out of the sport is an affront to Nike, the Goddess of Victory, not the shoe company.

Bob's Ironwork

I want to die in a goon cave in equalia

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

I got home to Seattle from Portland too late to listen now. Why Portland? To see Alex perform, naturally. His show was so great. His timing/pacing and call backs make him seem like a seasoned vet of comedy. Setoiyo's set was also hilarious and he's got a great stage presence. Y'all have to see them the first chance you get. But I realize I'm preaching to the choir.

JRach

So I hear there are some goon caves in equalia

Marshall Farms

When are the crew from Ghost Adventures going to do an episode of the infamous ly haunted Goon Caves of Pennsylvania?

Taris Harlow

My daughter has a gymnastics competition in Oaks on the 20th and I’m pretty sure the expo center is right by the Schuylkill River. So I have 10 days to listen through the older episodes and find all the food places you guys said were the best in Philly. We also might hit up a beach in Jersey 🤣

Jennifer

I need that to happen!

Jennifer

I really think Mrs. P would LOVE ATLA! Also, Equalia and or goon cave. ♥️

Spacey Stacey

Ok, I got real excited when you mentioned the hexes! I come from a long line of PA Dutch folk on my dad's side and grew up in southern Pennsylvania before moving to Maryland. The Dutch Barn hexes always fascinated me and the history is really interesting (PA Dutch folklore all around is fascinating). I started collecting them when I can and gathered books to read about the history. Mrs P, if you want s good book to learn more about the history of them, I recommend Hex and Spellwork: The Magical Practices of the Pennsylvania Dutch 🖤

simplebrute

the more I think about it, the more I realize being German is the embodiment of gooning. what are Germans but Hessian/Prussian NEETs

NoboTheGnome

My step mom is PA Dutch and can confirm that stuff is all so fascinating lol

Pearlmania500

Oaks Expo is super close to Phoenixville which is a cute town spend a day in. In Phoenixville I would suggest IL Granio or Sedona tap house to eat, Browns Cow ice cream and def stop by lulus vintage. If you drive into to Philly for the day I would def suggest the reading terminal market for lunch, literally anything there but Dinics Roast pork and fox and sons corn dogs are my fave. Paesanos in the Italian market and Goldie tahini shakes downtown. The mutter museum is my fave but might not be age appropriate, the art museum is great ( closed on Wednesdays during the summer), have fun ~ Mrs.P

mr. buttons

The three greats. Cobain, Christ, and Kelpius.

mr. buttons

Time to visit the Equalia Goon Caves

Taris Harlow

I’m so excited about this list! The last time I was in Philly we walked and did the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall. I just remember it seemed like there was no where to get food within walking distance around there. I promised myself I was going to eat so good this visit. 🤣

Shea

🤣🤣 Goon Cave > equalia though

OMGitsDYC

What time are we meeting up? What’s on the itinerary?

mr. buttons

Anytime. The itinerary is as follows Sunrise: wake up, make coffee 9am - noon: gooning Noon: lunch After lunch - 5pm: gooning 530pm: dinner After dinner: gooning until sleep drags us into the depths. Rinse and repeat

snelly

A little late but GOOOOOOON cave

Buttfaceki11a

Do you know who William Penn is? 😂

Mariah BoBiah

Just a goon from a goblin cave iykyk

TwoRavens

Ah, Pearlbabia has begun the self-weaponization process. My own littlest is well on his way. We're doing molars right now! Just wait until you've got multiple teeth coming through at once.

Mun

Goon cave! I made my spouse listen to the ACOTAR episode during a road trip and now they beat me to listening to this episode.

Grittys_baby_daddy_Fishbine

ok ok so on this relisten it clicked that you brought up the powwow folk magic and on an off shoot of this, has anyone else here heard of the Evangalist family murders? Because the Patriarch of that family was a practitioner and cult leader

Pirin Tablets

The Karen Read trial has ruined “butt dial” for me. Magical smart phone using asses 😂

Psyunide

I know I’m like 2 weeks late on this but forgive me, June has been a hell of a month. That was a great episode about Josh Groban!

Chief Petty Officer

So many smart phone using asses!! That case is fucking wild.

Chief Petty Officer

SECRET TUNNEL! (Mrs. P will get this reference….eventually.)

Pirin Tablets

Legit have been waking up at 6am to watch this trial. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with my life when it’s over 😂

Chief Petty Officer

Coming back to say- even after the mistrial declared, this case is still popping off!!

Blair Oyler

I need merch that says “here to network. Not Nutwork”