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This week, Mrs. Pearlmania takes Alex's hand and walks him down memory lane to explain the meteoric rise and extinction level fall of proto-social media influencer, Tila Tequila. From getting banned from Friendster, to her reality dating show, to getting banned from youtube, the tragic tale of Tila Tequila is a metaphor for the first two decades of the 21st century.

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Sydney Zane In The Membrane

I’ve never been so excited to see a notification. Being born in 94 allowed me the privilege of seeing her dating show on MTV as I was coming out. Can’t wait for the deep dive into her weird, nazi self.

Mr.PearlsFootFungus

Okay just started and today’s intro ? 🤌💋🧑‍🍳

spacejesus

let’s fucking goooooo🎧

Wish.exe

Omg this could have been me (lol, definitely not) My mom was also a Vietnamese boat person. In Singapore, she was given the choices of either Texas or Canada (either ON or AB). She chose Canada b/c she knew French is taught here and she knew a friend that left for France (lol). It’s always been a personal joke that the French saved me from the Texas heat.

Milfshake

The heat down here is no joke, my friend! I’m melting as we speak.

Milfshake

I remember the dating show but never watched it. I always thought she was a drugged up train wreck and now that I know more about her…I know she is a drugged up train wreck…allegedly.

Peach

I’ve got a GED from the state of Alabama, it took 15 years but I finally got a fucking chair. Go to college or at least learn a trade!

Lauren Jane

I forgot this person existed and I'm not sure how

Becca Brown

Tiger blood 🩸🩸🩸

marshmallowcactus

Tiger Blood Gaaaang! I did college wrong. I went and got the 4 year degree in nursing, where there's a chair for you, but you must never sit in it.

Taydawspi

Early 2000s VH1 was wild.

snelly

tiger blood 😂 what an episode😂

Lumpy Space Princess

Wait, wouldn’t pulpy milk just be cottage cheese? Happy Monday!

Snarkelupagus

No degree, but I Tism Rizzed my way into an accounting department. I know I'm lucky... it can be done but it's not easy

DamnYouVodka

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY

Gnarmadillo

I went to Catholic School, K-12, College was touted as the only option. I tried community college for a year, bailed on that, went and got an apprenticeship with the Electrician's Union, 6 years later I'm now a Journeyman with a nice house and a chair.

OMGitsDYC

Two lesbians getting engaged after one date is the most Lesbian thing I’ve ever heard (as a queer woman 🏳️‍🌈)

HereForMrs.P

Just the thought of drinking milk makes my mouth feel so thick 😫 so gross.

Rilesthelion

I won a poster, CD, pen and promo book of Marie Antoinette movie from my custom designed Marie Antoinette MySpace in 2006 lol I learned whole html coding and custom graphics

HereForMrs.P

Tiger bloood! Mrs. P is as pure as Pearl, no gravitys and "no scotty doesn't know" 🤭🤭

Cherry_Vanilla_Coke_Supremacy

Mr. P definitely threatened Mrs.P with milk before. I don’t remember which episode but it happened.

LiztheLionLover

Tiger blood. I went to college and got a degree in English, the language I already read, write, and speak. I now work in an IT department. I'm proof that a degree maters but it doesn't matter what it's for. It's just proof I'm not a quitter.

simplebrute

hashtag winning with tiger blood

MrsCarterOfMars

The face on the allegedly sweater is probably a letterkenny reference.

TwrexxSmash

The Rainbow Gathering might be the hippie gathering Mr P is thinking of 🌈🤡

Lauren Jane

I went to college for SEVEN YEARS right out of high school and never finished or received any degree, bc I felt I was supposed to go bc the military was paying for it but I HATED it. I had no idea who I was or what I was doing. I just finished my bachelor's degree this year, paying for it myself 💀 but I knew what I wanted to do and I wish I'd just waited when I was younger.

orion_is_tired

I was too young for the rise & fall of Tila so this was enlightening to say the least. Thanks for a great episode, tigerblood. That was so many extra airhorns Alex. 😂

Kay W

Tiger blood!

Alanna

Ooo that didn’t occur to me, but it makes sense. I hope we get to see it /find out in post soon.

The In-law Josie Wales

I also allegedly work for Uncle Sam. Traded in my knees for a chair and get paid better for it.

Svet ✨

I joined just to tell Mrs P I'm sorry for Milk Pulp. My username explains why. XD

Jason L

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to almost kill Mrs P, but I also haven't laughed so hard in a very long time.

Jennifer

The Gathering of the Vibes! It was all jam bands and sieving members of The Grateful Dead! Also, TIGER BLOOD!

Paige Morgan

I heavily considered if I could go to San Diego and also help my band in LA on the same day 😂 come back to California soon!

Allegedly High Hippy

I'm with Mrs. P on the hatred of milk. Tigers blood though.... mmm

MandiCakes

Totally unrelated, but just read a description of a book that I HAVE to recommend for book club (putting in my queue ASAP): A Certain Hunger. 🐯🩸

Verity Lala

Is Mr P still on too much cold medicine?

YoAnge

yo air horn!! tiger blood!

Pirin Tablets

I was in high school when Charlie Sheen was having his breakdown. I screen printed shirts that said “winning” and “tiger blood”

FishbeinsFavGasStationWench

Funny enough, went to listen to the Dee Dee blackhard episode after this (long day at work) and Tila Tequila ? Also brought up in that episode

MandiCakes

Haha, awesome! No idea how I’ve missed this episode until now.

Katherine

Sorry not sorry 😂

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

TIGER'S BLOOD BABY! I saved this all week and now I am hiding from the stupid heat outside huddled in front of the air conditioner painting my toenails and enjoying the memories of my space this episode dredged up. ❤️

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

I feel like I heard somewhere that Shakespeare was considered the trash/pulp fiction of his time so you may be right on 😆

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

My husband had a shirt that said "I'm on a drug. it's called Charlie Sheen" (which you may recall was a quote from one of his rants during that period). I have a picture of him holding our son, who was about a year old at the time, while wearing that shirt and it's freaking hilarious 😆

KevoMF

Tiger blood soup for the fam! Lol

al_botwin

Tiger blood, lol I guess I haven't made it to the very end of the episode for a minute 😬

Spacey Stacey

The "allegedly" shirt is probably from Letterkenny! If y'all haven't watched that show, you should. Fucking hysterical.

Crochet Witchery

While listening to the episode my husband reminded me he worked with her in 2015. He was doing video for some vape show

Cheeks McGee

I have 16 minutes of this episode left and just now realized Tila Tequila is still alive 😳 Like my brain straight up killed her off. THANK YOU for the Scotty Doesn't Know break. My husband was literally Mrs. P like "where/why would I have seen this?" and we (or at least I) had a blast watching it again 🫶

Katrina_McBean_Kerfuffle_Kween

I STILL ₩hisper/talk "mi scusi" My fav Eurotrip reference 🐯🐅TIGER BLOOD🩸🆎️🅰️🅾️🅱️💉💉💉🩸