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From Witch to Queen of Wall Street - The Life Of Hetty Green | Too Many Tabs (Audio) (Patreon)

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2024-09-01 16:00:11
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2024-09

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This week Mrs. P did her research on one of the most important forgotten figures of the gilded age, Hetty Green. Listen as we tell a tale of a Quaker whaling heiress who grew a fortune so large that she bailed out the city of New York while dodging the tax man at a rate that wouldn't be seen until 2017.

This episode has it all, Whaling, stock tips, misogyny, raw onions, and penny pinching back when pennies meant something.

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Comments

spacejesus

y’all EARLY with it today🥳

Mary Emma G.

Chicago food slander 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pearlmania500

I Moved release time up to noon EST last month. That way it's out a bit earlier and if there are any problems we can catch it at a time that won't interrupt the baby's feeding times.

spacejesus

hell yea y’all got this parenting shit down🤌🏽

TwoHats

Never miss it. 🧅

HereForMrs.P

When i was pregnant and working in the kitchen i used to cook 🌰 all day on the flat top and eat them.

ashmail

¿Cebolla? 🧅🧅🧅

Kari McCormick

🧅🧅🧅 Eating onions will make you a millionaire - pass it along.

Moth_Goblin

1. 🧅 2. Listened to this while I chopped onions 3. I hope they bring her character into "the guided age" TV show on HBOmax

Alanna

Oh that’d be great! Though I imagine it would have to be through her friend or children, since it seems she kept herself preoccupied with non society things.

Jessipoot

Do you think hetty’s eyes watered while she was on the floor of the bank eating raw onions?

Witch Of The Waste

🧅 the onion part made me think of the grinch 😂

Moth_Goblin

Right. But since Oscar fucked up so bad and the Aunt Agnes and Ada appear to be more cautious with the money I can see a path somewhere that way. But with the children I can also see it because the Astors are such big characters in the show too. Idk but I think it would be cool lol

Wiscoliz

🧅 brilliant episode!

Peach

🧅 This episode was so much fun!!!!

Bug_was_here

🧅🧅🧅🧅 this was a wild ride lmao like I didn’t expect any sentence as they came

Jazz Knowles

🧅 I truly wish I was related to Beyonce!

snelly

imagining a grown woman sitting on the ground eating an onion is so funny

Lumpy Space Princess

🧅 Honestly she is goals- eating whole foods, wearing what she wants, fighting the patriarchy, swearing like a sailor, and evading taxes. I’d have let her hit it. Respectfully.

YoAnge

something 🧅 related

Cherry_Vanilla_Coke_Supremacy

I’m imagining a cabal of assassin Attorneys who wield quicksand. So basically sandman but he went to law school. And their greatest weakness is 🧅.

Shea

🧅

Demolition Dormouse

🧅 I need a comedic drama limited series of this woman’s life yesterday. Speaking it into existence.

OMGitsDYC

Witch of Wall Street hunched in a corner of a bank office on the floor eating an onion 🧅 trying to figure out how the Cabal killed her family and how her dumbass husband blew almost a million on railroads 🚞 🤣🤣

Alex Pearlman is lame

I cannot listen to Mrs Pearlmania say Black hawk as a single word one more time. I am juvenile and I can’t quit laughing. 🧅

JD Sídhe

🧅 After this, I've learned that I'm the wrong kind of new england autistic. I didn't know wall street savant was an option 😭

Jennifer

🧅 Bring on sweater season! Mrs P, this was a fascinating and thoroughly entertaining episode! Love you guys!

Snarkelupagus

"They Marla Hooch her" just made my fucking day

Anne N

This was such a good episode y’all 🧅

Tara Legaski

Love this witch. But. F*ck New Bedford.

Tara Legaski

OMG FANTASTICLAND IS FREAKING AWESOME

Haywood Jablomie

Love this episode. I grew up the next town over from Bellows Falls, VT and the story of Hetty Green lives on in the Hetty Green motel (as cheap as you think it is) AND FLORIST. They built the fckin greenhouse.

Jenn

🧅 Hetty is epic.

Deafleader

The airhorn is so sad sounding after the intro 🤣

Deafleader

This is a complicated one lol on one hand I respect the disciplined and prolific approach, on the other, I hate to see someone get so caught up in capitalism 🥴 that’s too bad