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Do you want to know why Elon Musk was born in Apartheid South Africa? Have you ever wondered where Elon Musk's bizarre views on society and government were formed? What is a Technocracy? Who were the Social Credit Party of Canada? Are you ready for connections to previous TOO MANY TABS episode that will hurt your brain? All of these questions and connections will be completed on this new episode of TOO MANY TABS where Mr. P details the long and bonkers life of Elon Musk's racist grandfather Joshua Haldeman.

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Comments

Wish.exe

Well, I’m glad you guys know your dynamic as well. My brother sometimes listen in my car and he described Mrs. P as the ‘Dom wife’ and her husband, ‘the fairy book guy’

Taylor Roche

Not me being so excited for Mrs. P when I heard about the chiropractics

Jessipoot

The pearlmans are slingshotting me into greatness and not into the ground, because I’ve got an interview for a part-time job tomorrow that uses my masters degree.

ashmail

THIS QUOTE IS FROM JOSHUA NORMAN HALDEMAN. QUOTE: “slingshot my heart.” /endquote

AllegedLee

My heart! Feels likes it been thrown from a trebuchet, which is kind of like a slingshot.

Chappelle AnDREADii

“Slingshot My Heart” and your to blame. You give Haldeman a bad name

JK

Oh no, as a Canadian from Alberta (home of the social credit party) I have been perceived by pearmania twice in one month. Thanks beebetter and Elon. God damnit.

JK

I'm sure this will be here 800 times eventually. Regeena sent me. Rhymes with v*gina, Regina. WE STAN REGEENA THOUGH

mr. buttons

Slingshot my heart sound like a song from the 80s

Haylonn

Love nothing more than 'whatever ad you're gonna get we probably hate' Cue ad for BetterHelp....

Kristen Cocciante

For ur future research, u can also usually find articles that r behind paywalls on archive websites like archive.is for free 👌

deviled_bells

Looking for that Contrapoints rec on JK being a terf. Or any other episode to try out?

deviled_bells

Also, loved this episode and it made up a good chunk of my 4hr drive home today. Thank you! I cackled with Mrs P when as the references to chiropractory kept happening. It's was a great episode about a horrible racist and does explain the beginnings of that weird man.

Wiscoliz

Of course this man comes from racist chiropractors. Slingshot my heart

YoungGenX

Slingshot my heart🫀

Lauren Jane

The factor meals stuff, pls, why am I paying for the ad free if there's a two minute ad in the Patreon episode?!

snelly

slingshot my heart 😛

RaiHoneybb 🦆

The lore around this man is crazy! ☠️

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Sling shot my heart ❤️ umm 🤔 this really weird and possibly a bot but Elon Musk’s TikTok account keeps trying to follow me on TikTok and it’s creeping me out to the point I had to block the account…

Spicynoodlebucket

Love the show, but I have a question about the ad read. I'm not a subscriber to that many other podcast but those other paid memberships includes no ad reads. I don't mind it right now because it's not that long and not that many, but hopefully as the show grows more popular they will be more frequent, so I wanted to ask if ad reads coukd/should be excluded?

simplebrute

speaking of DC³ I had a high school friend from Yardley who referred to Montgomery county community college as "Harvard on the highway" which has stuck my brain to this very day. (slingshot of my heart)

Kat Roy

The immediate first ad I had right after "It's probably a company we don't like" was for BetterHelp. I nearly cackled at my work desk. Slingshot my heart 😂

Taydawspi

I’m sorry, technocratic society sounds like Ready Player One. I need to Google this.

Nikki Ann

So do I get better help commercials cause I’m batshit and always googling wtf is wrong with me?!

Nikki Ann

Wait!! I need to know what weird things with cum are happening!! Wait wait wait!!

AphillyatedJawn215

Slingshot to my heart is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Karma is beautiful sometimes 😂

JK

also, slingshot my heart!

L Ludovic

Thank you for my 11 underscores of fame. 🤡 My shout-out being some musk slander is god-tier. This shall sling shot my heart through gay autumn. 🧑🏼‍⚕️🦎

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Mrs. P - Was the palate cleanser word you were looking for “amuse-bouche”?

alexp206

Slingshot my amuse-bouche.

Sweet Dreams System

We have finally gotten to Autumn! Slingshot all day, Babyyyyy!

on vibes 24_7

I’m a pilot, so I don’t often cheer for plane crashes. I’m going to make an exception here. #teampowerline

Arlo the Average

Slingshotting into the comments to say that fur trapping is still a real job, it just became very niche

Paige Morgan

This whole episode is “slavery with extra steps” 😂 Did they take his ideas and write the movie In Time? Community’s “Meow Meow Beans” episode does the social credit score perfectly and never gets credit for being before Black Mirror.

Pearlmania500

YES!!!! Omg I was so mad I couldn’t think of it!

Mojo Jojo Nixon

Is Technocracy Inc the precursor to Andrew Ryan and the city of Rapture?

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Haha. I hate it when that happens! Well evidently you couldn't hear me YELLING IT AT MY PHONE, obviously Patreon needs to improve its spyware capacity 😆

Anne N

Y’all have been on fire lately. PLEASE do an episode on Gerald ford

Sly Cooper

🪃 slingshot my heart🪃

Bubbsiedaisies

The show is amazing race. I remember watching that in real time! Also, why are you making me wait for the slander of my least favorite person 😄

Alanna

What did you find? (Sorry, can’t risk that being my hyper-focus for today to look it up myself 😅)

ferrygodmother

Silly pearlmans, don't you know that Regina is the city that rhymes with fun?

YoAnge

Slingshot my heart -- oof. Playing catch up this week :P

S.K.

Slingshot my heart baybee. This one was so good. Mrs P’s “what the fuck did you just say?!” 🤌🏻🤌🏻

Marshall Farms

Had to jump in and hope you see this comment! Elon Musk just hot put in charge of something called the Department of Government Efficency!! Like what?!

Lovexash

Can you circle back to this and finish the Elon Musk Nazi podcast?

mechengr17

Jesus, that was 11 months ago? I feel like I've lived a decade since January.

Tri-sarah-tops

I got Mr.P beat took me 11 years to get my 2 year AS