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BUCKLE UP. IT IS HAPPENING. Mr. Pearlmania500 read all of Horny Fairy 3, A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J Maas. This is part one of the spoiler filled review of the book. Sit back as Mr. P explains a novel that was a long march towards insanity. 

PArt 2 will be released in a few hours cause the Pearlman's are recording this RIGHT NO W as you listen to part 1. 

The running musical theme for this week's episode was written and composed by Griefcat! 

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This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/ 

All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

Comments

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

The inhuman shriek that just left my mouth LETS GO BAYBEE

TwoPaws ShaPurr

The fact this was released on just a random Tuesday which just happened to be on my birthday was the best present I could have asked for

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

What a thanksgiving miracle! Who is gonna be sitting around stuffing their face with deviled eggs while they listen to this‽ 🧚🥚😈

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Also, I'm sorry but Horny Fairy Book Podcast needs its own special musical theme. Please put His Name Is Dusk on alert.

PotatoCoven

THANK YOU, MY GIVING AND BENEVOLENT RULERS

Pirin Tablets

Happy birthday! Love the username also.

gem

best day ever!!!

Kristen Cocciante

Mrs P don’t worry, I need the reminders too lmao I also hav adhd and I forget almost every one of these characters 2 minutes after he explains them 😂

Mariah

I have gone to EVERY social media spot just to YELL DUDE I AM SO FUCKIN PUMPED

Lumpy Space Princess

This is the Thanksgiving week serotonin I desperately need. Thank you for your service, guys!

Kari McCormick

I've been looking forward to this so much - mainly for the Night Court theme music. I love it.

Kari McCormick

LOTR + Harry Potter + Twilight + ? I know I'm missing something.

Verity Lala

I wanted to save this for house cleaning on the weekend, but couldn’t…

Spooply

It's weird, part 2 showed up in my podcast app but not part 1.

Rowan G

Same here, I use Apple Podcasts and only the second part shows up

S•P•Q•R

Yeah something weird with the Patreon feed I think

S•P•Q•R

Part 1 and 2 both show up in the normal feed, but only part 2 in the Patreon feed

3 Puppies in a Trench Coat

I am indeed having a bit of a time right now, and this is exactly the serotonin I need. This is gonna be on repeat for me across different platforms this holiday weekend.

holly!

my own personal thanksgiving feast, listening to the angry man yell abt a book series I hate ♥️🍴

Pearlmania500

Let me look into it and see if there is an issue on our end.

PublicLibraryProphet

Same. I use pocket casts and only part 2 made it to my feed. This has been happening with other Patreon podcasts I listen to through an RSS elsewhere.

Outside Bird Lady

I’ve only just started this ep but gotta say, as always, that Mrs P is a real one for getting alex to read this as our consolation prize for the election ✨

Jenn D

I had a hard time finishing this book so this is a very welcomed explanation. So funny.

Nikki Ann

I didn’t get my license until I was 27. It was tough.

AugieLovesPenny

The way I absolutely barked at QUEEN OF THE NIGHT COURT

Jason L

Any luck with this?

Desantis’s.Sleep.Paralysis.Demon.

I'm prepping a Thanksgiving feast at work for my residents listening to a recap of horny fairies by Alex. What a joy 😂

Smiling, nodding, didn’t get the joke

I feel like I have been so tense that my shoulders have been glued to my ears for weeks, and you made me giggle and relax for a little while. Thank you

Orange Sassidy

The fact that this Horny Fairy Book episode has a fucking sponsored ad read in it brought me immense joy. Get that bag, especially on this episode.

Pearlmania500

I checked everything on our end and it’s showing the same as all the other episodes. It might just be an issue with patreon’s RSS feed. I put in a ticket, but it’s thanksgiving so who knows if they are going to answer it.

Spooply

Thanks! I just listened to it here in the end it was a great episode!

Spooply

It's shown up now!

Blair Oyler

Just want you all to know. I said “fuck everybody. I am gonna make deviled eggs and listen to horny fairy.” And I started at book 1. And now thanksgiving is over and I only fought with my MIL.

Pearlmania500

Sounds like a successful Thanksgiving to me! ~ Mrs.P

Rachel Clement

I am SO excited for you guys to get to book 5 since you love Nesta so much 🤩

Verity Lala

I think it was a sponsorship deal for the episode, so that’s different to ads placed by the podcast platform :)

Inigo Montoya

I made exactly enough deviled eggs just for me and ate them for breakfast

Inigo Montoya

Listen.... leave my rando tatts alone!

mr. buttons

As a person who worked at a tatto shop. Yeah. Sometimes you get bored on a Wednesday. But I also have a purely line work tattoo on me knee and that was a weird experience.

Tuesdays

oh wow a throwback to galavant we were ROBBED of a third season

MillennialCatMom

I didn’t get my license until I was 20 because I was like uhhh car accidents are scary. My friends thought I was bonkers. This validated my feelings back then 🤣